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The Truth About Endlesswave
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| sooper |
Endlesswave, a.k.a. "Chris", a.k.a. "Papa Pimp", is not skinny - it's all a big hoax.
But that's only the beginning...
Let me shed some light on our fellow TA member, for the benefit of the entire TOTA community. Please keep in mind that TOTA and CHODA rhyme, and that's funny.
It's true that EW is a fanatical supporter of trance music, but not many people know that he is also the sole reason the Chris Sheppard continues to make music today - music that makes little kids cry and married men cheat on their wives. He's got all of his albums and a lock of his hair. I saw EW dancing at the front of the crowd on Jonovision when Love Inc. was performing. Please do not infer from my last comment that I watch Jonovision - I don't. But EW does probably.
Fortunately EW makes up for the above with his immense knowledge of The Simpsons. For example, I am 100% confident that EW will successfully complete this phrase in his reply: "Marge, you being a cop makes you the man...which makes me the woman. I have no interest in that, besides-"
But the biggest secret of all is that EW is fat. Fat is an understatement - He's fantastically obese - He's taller when he lies down than when he's standing up. But none of us realize this - and that's because EW is really good at sucking in his gut, better than my dad, and better than your mom. He tucks his triple chin behind his ears and into the collar of his shirt. The same "CLUB" locking device used on a steering wheel squeezes his ass small enough to fit into a pair of pants. It's all an elaborate illusion.
Now, Chris confided in me with all of this sensitive information, and begged me not to share it. I told him to put on a woman's wig and sing & perform as Eata BigMeal. hit the fan, and I was left with little choice but to post this thread.
There's a moral to this story, though - don't drink on the job - it's not doing me much good. |
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| AmbiguousBliss |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
Endlesswave, a.k.a. "Chris", a.k.a. "Papa Pimp", is not skinny - it's all a big hoax.
But that's only the beginning...
Let me shed some light on our fellow TA member, for the benefit of the entire TOTA community. Please keep in mind that TOTA and CHODA rhyme, and that's funny.
It's true that EW is a fanatical supporter of trance music, but not many people know that he is also the sole reason the Chris Sheppard continues to make music today - music that makes little kids cry and married men cheat on their wives. He's got all of his albums and a lock of his hair. I saw EW dancing at the front of the crowd on Jonovision when Love Inc. was performing. Please do not infer from my last comment that I watch Jonovision - I don't. But EW does probably.
Fortunately EW makes up for the above with his immense knowledge of The Simpsons. For example, I am 100% confident that EW will successfully complete this phrase in his reply: "Marge, you being a cop makes you the man...which makes me the woman. I have no interest in that, besides-"
But the biggest secret of all is that EW is fat. Fat is an understatement - He's fantastically obese - He's taller when he lies down than when he's standing up. But none of us realize this - and that's because EW is really good at sucking in his gut, better than my dad, and better than your mom. He tucks his triple chin behind his ears and into the collar of his shirt. The same "CLUB" locking device used on a steering wheel squeezes his ass small enough to fit into a pair of pants. It's all an elaborate illusion.
Now, Chris confided in me with all of this sensitive information, and begged me not to share it. I told him to put on a woman's wig and sing & perform as Eata BigMeal. hit the fan, and I was left with little choice but to post this thread.
There's a moral to this story, though - don't drink on the job - it's not doing me much good. |
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| INFERNO2K |
decidedly hope that the material I'm about to present will open some eyes and minds. For the sake of review, there are those who are informed and educated about the evils of hooliganism, and there are those who are not. Mr. Sooper is one of the uninformed, naturally, and that's why the continuing misunderstandings that some self-deceiving feckless-types seem to have merely underscore this point. Now that's a rather crude and simplistic statement, and, in many cases, it may not even be literally true. But there is a sense in which it is generally true, a sense in which it certainly expresses how he wants to impair the practice of democracy. Who does he think he is? I mean, he engages in pietistic babble that nauseates even some of my more religious friends. I'll say that again, because I want it to sink in: His criticisms are a pitiful jumble of incoherent nonsense. The first response to this from Sooper's loyalists is perhaps that post-structuralism can quell the hatred and disorder in our society. Wrong. Just glance at the facts: Sooper's statements such as "The laws of nature don't apply to Sooper" indicate that we're not all looking at the same set of facts. Fortunately, these facts are easily verifiable with a trip to the library by any open and honest individual. He often starts with a preconceived story and then plugs in supposed "information" in order to create a somewhat believable tale. I challenge him to move from his broad derogatory generalizations to specific instances to prove otherwise.
Sooper would have us believe that pouty dingbats have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us. Such flummery can be quickly dissipated merely by skimming a few random pages from any book on the subject. We must detail the specific steps and objectives needed to thwart his salacious schemes. Only then can a society free of his contumelious actions blossom forth from the roots of the past. And only then will people come to understand that the only thing bigger than the chip on his shoulder is the grossness of his positions. Well, that's a bit too general of a statement to have much meaning, I'm afraid. So let me instead explain my point as follows: We should agree on definitions before saying anything further about his rotten remonstrations. For starters, let's say that "snobbism" is "that which makes Sooper yearn to leave a large part of this country's workforce dislocated and disillusioned." To sum it all up, nobody likes the most gormless heretics I've ever seen. |
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| rabbitjoker |
Um..
Chris is a good guy. I like him and he's a pleasure to have around. Not only that, but he is one of the nicest and most genuine people I've met.
And this has nothing to do with Sooper's post (as his post was just a fictitious story/joke... lol):
None the less, a comment on the verbal-diarrhea that tends to float around the board: It was amazing how many people I met at Johan and UltraSpin who said they are "TAs" but don't post becuase of all the tomfoolery that goes on here.
Regards. |
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| skaborough fats |
| quote: | Originally posted by sooper
Fortunately EW makes up for the above with his immense knowledge of The Simpsons. For example, I am 100% confident that EW will successfully complete this phrase in his reply: "Marge, you being a cop makes you the man...which makes me the woman. I have no interest in that, besides-"
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"...the undeware. Which, as we discussed, is purely a comfort thing."
or something to that effect.
Fats |
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| rahvin |
| Tomfoolery is a word that needs to be used more often in normal speech |
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| The Highroller |
| quote: | Originally posted by rahvin
Tomfoolery is a word that needs to be used more often in normal speech |
I completely agree. This word is lacking in everyday English and needs to be used more frequently. |
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| halo20 |
RJ as if. If someone can't take a joke, they shouldn't be posting here anyways.
<-- thinks Sooper should start a cult |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by rahvin
Tomfoolery is a word that needs to be used more often in normal speech |
It's one of my favorite 10 words.. lol.. ;) |
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| rabbitjoker |
| quote: | Originally posted by halo20
RJ as if. If someone can't take a joke |
Joke???
You're talking to rabbit.joker.. ;) Some people call me jokes.... |
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| tatgirl |
| quote: | Originally posted by rabbitjoker
None the less, a comment on the verbal-diarrhea that tends to float around the board: It was amazing how many people I met at Johan and UltraSpin who said they are "TAs" but don't post becuase of all the tomfoolery that goes on here. |
What?
RJ- TA is not the only board with a bunch of 'lurkers'. Every board has them. If people don't post, there's probably many reasons why. I doubt silly posts by sooper keep them away- it's an honor to be the subject of one of his silly rants. What probably scares people away is all the stupid fighting that goes on here. But what this 'concern' has to do with sooper's post, I have no idea...... |
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