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Dictionary for Women's personal ads!!
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Turbotrance
40-ish...........................49
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>> > Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates
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>> > Athletic.........................No
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>> > Average looking............Has a face like an ar$e
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>> > Beautiful........................Pathological liar
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>> > Contagious Smile...........Does a lot of pills
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>> > Educated.......................Was f#@ked to bits at Uni'
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>> > Emotionally Secure........On medication
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>> > Feminist.........................Fat
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>> > Free spirit......................Junkie
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>> > Friendship first...............Former $lut
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>> > Fun...............................Annoying
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>> > Gentle...........................Dull
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>> > Good Listener...............Autistic
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>> > New-Age......................Body hair problems
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>> > Old-fashioned................No BJs or ana1
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>> > Open-minded.................Desperate
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>> > Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
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>> > Passionate......................Sloppy drunk
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>> > Poet...............................Depressive
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>> > Professional............... ...Bi*ch
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>> > Romantic.......................Frigid
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>> > Social............................Pu$$y like a clowns pocket
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>> > Voluptuous....................Very Fat
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>> > Large lady.....................Hugely Fat
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>> > Wants Soulmate.............Stalker
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>> > Widow...........................Murderer
DaveSaenz
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Made my day man. :stongue:
bassaholix
LOL now this is funny!
HyPeRSoNiC
lol
nice......

so true too!!!! :D
udham
hahahahaha .. that's the best post in a while! :D
Veldrid
>> > Widow...........................Murderer



HAHAHA :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
GelatinPufF
quote:
Originally posted by Turbotrance

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>> > Social............................Pu$$y like a clowns pocket


:stongue:
DJ APX
quote:
Originally posted by Turbotrance
>> > Emotionally Secure........On medication
>> > Professional............... ...Bi*ch

Sad but true .
Blake613
quote:
Originally posted by Turbotrance
>> > Free spirit......................Junkie


Nice. So true!
Jimykik
Quality with a capital K man.

DarkFall01
Hahaha, its soooo true...:haha:
SuperFarStucker
quote:
Originally posted by DarkFall01
Hahaha, its soooo true...:haha:
now i just wanna know what your doing checkin out personals :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
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