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Little sports joke
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| chesco |
Why did gary glitter drop seamen from the england setup?
Cos he wouldn't play with the under 15's |
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| Xavier |
Alex Ferguson was invited to the Miss Universe pageant.
After the pageant he met miss Brazil, miss America and Miss Argentina.
Miss Brazil asked Alex "Alex could you please sign my breast,"
Alex replied "Sure!" So he signed her breast
Miss America asked Alex "Alex could you please sign my bum,"
Alex replied "Sure!" So he signed her bum
Miss Argentina asked Alex "Alex could you please sign my vagina,"
Alex replied "No Way! The last time I signed an Argentinian , it
cost me 28.1 million!" |
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| chesco |
| quote: | Originally posted by chesco
Why did gary glitter drop seamen from the england setup?
Cos he wouldn't play with the under 15's |
Sorry i got this joke wrong.
It's meant to say:
Why was gary glitter sacked as the england coach.
Cos he kept putting seamen in the under 15's |
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| Mister_Michel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xavier
Alex Ferguson was invited to the Miss Universe pageant.
After the pageant he met miss Brazil, miss America and Miss Argentina.
Miss Brazil asked Alex "Alex could you please sign my breast,"
Alex replied "Sure!" So he signed her breast
Miss America asked Alex "Alex could you please sign my bum,"
Alex replied "Sure!" So he signed her bum
Miss Argentina asked Alex "Alex could you please sign my vagina,"
Alex replied "No Way! The last time I signed an Argentinian , it
cost me 28.1 million!" |
Who's this reffering to? :nervous: |
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| Xavier |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mister_Michel
Who's this reffering to? :nervous: |
Juan Sebastian Veron |
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