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| decibel08 |
| quote: | Originally posted by trancEyes22
decibel- you rock!!! i have been telling this joke for years, and people love it. corny jokes are the funniest anyway! :haha: |
thanks. i knew someone could appreciate the joke. i heard it yesterday for the first time and i laughed when i got it, so i figured id pass it along. |
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| SportTrance |
lol
man, thats one of those simple, extremely cheesy (no pun) jokes, that go with liquor like ice. :D |
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| Muff2K |
here's one more
Q: where do pencils come from
A: pennsylvania |
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| RedLunatik |
| quote: | Originally posted by Muff2K
here's one more
Q: where do pencils come from
A: pennsylvania |
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| mos man |
:stongue:
Q: What do you get if you cross a Sheep & a Kangeroo ?
A: A wooly jumper !
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| Prototrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by decibel08
nacho cheese !
(say it out loud if you don't get it)
(maybe try a ghetto accent if it still isn't workin for ya) |
EXTREMELY old joke, but good:D
Here are some of my favorite stupid jokes:-
why did the little girl fall off the swing?
because she had no arms
where do you find a no-legged dog?
exactly where you left it
why did the suicidal man cross the road?
He missed all the cars
why did the bird fall out the tree?
it was dead
why did the second bird fall out the tree?
it was stapled to the 1st one
why did the third bird fall out of the tree?
it thought it was a game.
enjoy! |
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| cap |
| quote: | Originally posted by Prototrance
EXTREMELY old joke, but good:D
Here are some of my favorite stupid jokes:-
why did the little girl fall off the swing?
because she had no arms
where do you find a no-legged dog?
exactly where you left it
why did the suicidal man cross the road?
He missed all the cars
why did the bird fall out the tree?
it was dead
why did the second bird fall out the tree?
it was stapled to the 1st one
why did the third bird fall out of the tree?
it thought it was a game.
enjoy! |
those jokes are enough to drive someone to suicide |
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| mr. poopyhead |
what direction is a sneeze pointed?
ACHOOOOO! =P |
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| Prototrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by cap
those jokes are enough to drive someone to suicide |
This humour has a specific audience!!!!!! And I'm well within it.
P.S - Cap, give suicide a try. You might A)like it. and you will definately b) do us all a favour.:haha: |
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| Trancealot |
| quote: | Originally posted by Prototrance
This humour has a specific audience!!!!!! And I'm well within it.
P.S - Cap, give suicide a try. You might A)like it. and you will definately b) do us all a favour.:haha: |
your one of a kind. You know that. Thank god almighty there not 2:toothless |
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| Magimaster |
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?! :p
What's green, has 4 legs, and if it fell off a tree onto you you would most likely die?
A pool table!
:D
Corny jokes 4 life!
I had some other even more cornier ones, but they had a little bit of mild racism in them so I'll decline for now. |
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| Prototrance |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trancealot
your one of a kind. You know that. Thank god almighty there not 2:toothless |
I get told that a lot:D |
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