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| Fairy Liquid |
If you yelled for 8 years 7 months and six days you would have created enough sound energy to heat a cup of coffee
(hardly seems worth it)
If you farted consistantly for 6 years and 9 months enough gas is produced to create the energy of an attomic bomb
(impressive!)
The heart crates that much pressure when it pumps out to the body that it could squirt blood 30 feet
(omg)
A pigs orgasm lasts 30 mins
(i wanna be a pig in my next life)
Banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour
(dont try this at home......maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate with its head still attatched...so the female innitiates sex by ripping its head off
(honey im home....what the f**k!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length..its like a human jumping the length of a football field
(30mins....lucky pig ...can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,0000 taste buds
(what could be so tastey on the bottom of a pond?)
Some male lions mate over 50 times a day
(i still wanna be a pig...quality over quantity)
Butterflys taste with there feet!?
(somthing ive allways wanted to know)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tounge
(hmmmmmmmm)
Right handed people live on avrage nine years longer
(if your ambidextrous do you split the differance?)
Elephants are the only animals that cant jump
(ok so that would be a good thing....)
A cats urine glows under black light
(ok so i wonder who was paid to find that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
(i know some people like that )
A starfish has no brain
(i know some people like that too)
Polar bears are left handed
(if they switched theyd live alot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure
(what bout that pig????) |
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| JMF [TrAcId] |
:D
Sam that was great, i dunno what i liked better though, the facts, or your special comments after each one :D |
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| X-Hale |
| quote: | Originally posted by JMF [TrAcId]
:D
Sam that was great, i dunno what i liked better though, the facts, or your special comments after each one :D |
stfu twat :rolleyes:
;) |
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| JMF [TrAcId] |
don't harsh me!!
at least my mum and dad aren't related by blood!!! |
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| X-Hale |
| quote: | Originally posted by JMF [TrAcId]
don't harsh me!!
at least my mum and dad aren't related by blood!!! |
you shagged doncaster birds that turned u gay.....no score :stongue: |
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| Dumonde Trancer |
| quote: | Originally posted by X-Hale
you shagged doncaster birds that turned u gay.....no score :stongue: |
i dunno, the mere sight of a doncaster girl can turn a man gay i reckon :haha: |
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| Fairy Liquid |
| quote: | Originally posted by JMF [TrAcId]
don't harsh me!!
at least my mum and dad aren't related by blood!!! |
hahahahaha ROFLMAO :stongue: :stongue: :haha: :crazy: |
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| Dumonde Trancer |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fairy Liquid
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure
(what bout that pig????) |
*geek mode on* :haha:
actually there is also a breed of monkey from ghina which has sex for pleasure, the female monkies even have sex with other female monkeys! |
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| Fairy Liquid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer
i dunno, the mere sight of a doncaster girl can turn a man gay i reckon :haha: |
thats ur excuse anyway :stongue: :haha: |
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| JMF [TrAcId] |
just for the record!!
i've shagged no Donny birds!, just Birkenhead birds *shudders* |
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| Fairy Liquid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer
*geek mode on* :haha:
actually there is also a breed of monkey from ghina which has sex for pleasure, the female monkies even have sex with other female monkeys! |
and u know this how????? |
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| X-Hale |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer
*geek mode on* :haha:
actually there is also a breed of monkey from ghina which has sex for pleasure, the female monkies even have sex with other female monkeys! |
animal porn any1??? :p |
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