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A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following
> items:
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> 1 Bar of Soap
> 1 Toothbrush
> >> > > > > >> >1 Tube of toothpaste
> >> > > > > >> >1 loaf of bread
> >> > > > > >> >1 pint of milk
> >> > > > > >> >1 apple
> >> > > > > >> >1 banana
> >> > > > > >> >1 orange
> >> > > > > >> >1 plum
> >> > > > > >> >1 grapefruit
> >> > > > > >> >1 tomato
> >> > > > > >> >1 lettuce
> >> > > > > >> >1 cabbage
> >> > > > > >> >1 baking potato
> >> > > > > >> >1 kraft single
> >> > > > > >> >1 samosa
> >> > > > > >> >1 vegetable pakora
> >> > > > > >> >1 muesli bar
> >> > > > > >> >1 pie
> >> > > > > >> >1 frozen pizza
> >> > > > > >> >1 single frozen dinner
> >> > > > > >> >
> >> > > > > >> >The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the
> >> > > > > >> >shoulder.
> >>He
> >> > is
> >> > > > > >>carrying
a
basket with a six pack of stella, a pizza and some
Wagon
wheels.
As
she
turns he smiles at her and says,
Single, eh?"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies
How did you guess?"
> >> > > > > >> >
> >> > > > > >> >He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says
> >> > > > > >> >
> >> > > > > >> >"Because you're minging"
> >> > > |
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| Trancealot |
| nice pick up line. Hopefully it will work if that type of girl takes pickup lines as a joke so you can laugh about it later while your back is facing thr celiling:disbelief |
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| beema |
:conf:
wtf is minging? |
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| matt2kjones |
minging means ugly ****** lol
thats a beat mean
garanteed slap |
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| JohnSmith |
removed all the ugly >> and converted to canadian for yall:
A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner
The dude behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder.
He is carrying a basket with a six pack, a pizza and some Wagon wheels.
As she turns he smiles at her and says,
"Single, eh?"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies,
"How did you guess?"
He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says
"Because you're ugly" |
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| beema |
lol
ok, now it's funny
stupid brit-speak :p |
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| butterfly |
| i had never heard the word minging before either. i thought it was a typo. learn something new everyday... |
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| N|te-L|fe |
| quote: | Originally posted by JohnSmith
removed all the ugly >> and converted to canadian for yall:
A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 Bar of Soap
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 cabbage
1 baking potato
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 vegetable pakora
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 frozen pizza
1 single frozen dinner
The dude behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder.
He is carrying a basket with a six pack, a pizza and some Wagon wheels.
As she turns he smiles at her and says,
"Single, eh?"
The girl smiles sheepishly and replies,
"How did you guess?"
He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says
"Because you're ugly" |
Damn straight
editing old stuff to make it look new is quite gay:rolleyes: |
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