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| enferno |
"Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one."
Homer
"Marge, I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming."
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| willson |
Apu: I have come to make amends, sir. At first, I blamed you for squealing, but then I realized, it was I who wronged you. So I have come to work off my debt. I am at your service.
Homer: You're...selling what, now?
Apu: I am selling only the concept of karmic realignment.
Homer: You can't sell that! Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos. [slams the door]
Apu: He's got me there. |
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| Abhay |
| APU: " I HAVE KINDLY ASKED YOU MANY TIMES NOT TO OPEN UP MY MERCHANDISE!!! YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE BUT TO KINDLY, ASK YOU NOT TO OPEN UP MY MERCHANDISE AGAIN!" |
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| Googooly |
| APU: thank you, come again. :p |
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| Googooly |
Homer: mmmmm donuts mmmmm...*drools* |
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| Googooly |
homer: bart, when a woman say nothing is wrong it means EVERYTHING is wrong.
homer: daaaaaaauhhh!!! |
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| GrimReaper |
"Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist but he is not a porn star."
"Homer (drunk): Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk and the fat guy. Oh, how I loathe him."
"Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose. It's how drunk you get." |
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| Googooly |
| quote: | Originally posted by GrimReaper
"Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist but he is not a porn star."
"Homer (drunk): Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk and the fat guy. Oh, how I loathe him."
"Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose. It's how drunk you get." |
hahaha made me laugh so hard!!!
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| XRVOL |
Lisa: Look on the bright side, Dad. Did you know that the Chinese use the same word for 'crisis' as they do for opportunity?
Homer: Yes. Crisitunity!
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| GrimReaper |
"Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!"
"Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!"
"Homer: What's a wedding? Webster's dictionary describes it as the act of removing weeds from one's garden."
"Mr.Burns: Quick Smithers. Bring the mind eraser device!
Smithers: You mean the revolver, sir?
Mr.Burns: Precisely."
"Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it." |
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| Kaidreas |
homer: You Did whaaaaaaaaaaat? :D
mr. burns: excellent! |
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