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| D-res |
so i'm on the beltline on my way home from madison last night driving in the middle lane when out of the fog i see a shadow of a fat man. this fat man was just standing there in the fast lane sort of shifting his weight from one foot to the other waiting to get him. the cop behind me quickly slowed down to turn on his lights and be like.."yo st00pid" but i didnt get to see that part as i flew past at like 65mph, missing him by no more than 8 feet.
i woulda shat myself if he grew some balls, sprouted a dick and jumped in front of me.
btw suicide ftl |
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| Ripped Bag |
| Shoulda pulled over and videotaped it. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
GO YOUR COUCH! :eyes: |
Have u gotten that far? |
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| TweeK |
| I think he wasnt geting enough c00ter:o |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonSun
Have u gotten that far? |
:stongue:
a couch's self-esteem isnt THAT low |
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| Ripped Bag |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
ok now ima go jump infront of a truck... cya... :( |
Make a goodbye post on myspace so we can laugh at you on ytmnd |
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| nchs09 |
| missing him by 8 feet? i miss poeple by like 4 feet everytime i drive besides a sidewalk. lame story! 1 foot or closer or stfu. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
missing him by 8 feet? i miss poeple by like 4 feet everytime i drive besides a sidewalk. lame story! 1 foot or closer or stfu. |
but man.. in mexico they have zorro and dorritos.. what do you expect from the US.. |
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| nchs09 |
| all im saying is that 8 feet is like what 1 carlane and half? thats not bearly missing anyone.. that is like if u were driving and someone is standing on the side of the rode x2. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nou
GO YOUR COUCH! :eyes: |
maybe if it had boobs |
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| LuNaSeA |
| whatever nachos, the point is that this dude was about to commit suicide. that's terrible. i hope this guy rethinks whatever his thinking (or lack of) may be. |
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| Marc Summers |
| Suicide is for pussies. |
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