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office xmas party stories
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| zoogla |
lol so i already told my story from last xmas with that milf...so just finished my xmas dinner this year...it was fun, we exchanged gifts. i drank a lot and had some awesome laughs, dirty jokes all around with some women looking weirded out as always ;) lol tomorrow morning i'll prolly be reminded of some of the creepy things i said :p
we played this fun pass the presents around game, details to whoever cares later...i got a $20 lottery ticket for Saturday's Lotto 649 draw...gave it to my Mom so hopefully God showers a lil luck on her ;) LOL
I'll tell you all if I become a millionaire :D |
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| elFreak |
| you need a gf...i donate one goat. |
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| zoogla |
cool, thanks...with one goat i could prolly land her:
ps. don't turn this into a fahad's arranged marriage thread :( |
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| elFreak |
| it would be a better thread. |
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| airwalker1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
cool, thanks...with one goat i could prolly land her:
ps. don't turn this into a fahad's arranged marriage thread :( |
woah i nearly shat my in pants:eek: |
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| airwalker1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by fayraree
lol so i already told my story from last xmas with that milf...so just finished my xmas dinner this year...it was fun, we exchanged gifts. i drank a lot and had some awesome laughs, dirty jokes all around with some women looking weirded out as always ;) lol tomorrow morning i'll prolly be reminded of some of the creepy things i said :p
we played this fun pass the presents around game, details to whoever cares later...i got a $20 lottery ticket for Saturday's Lotto 649 draw...gave it to my Mom so hopefully God showers a lil luck on her ;) LOL
I'll tell you all if I become a millionaire :D |
if you win i want no exspences spared full on milf fest. undearstand:D |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| i avoid office christmas parties because i hate people. and there are no hotties in our office to sleaze onto :( |
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| elFreak |
| jezis krist mon colage iz not werking for u. |
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| MeLLyMeL |
i got soo drunk at my xmas party that i thought i wouldnt be able to drive home.
so i texted my best friend lis [fallingmoon] to please bring me coke or drive me home.
anyways, the IT guy was next to me and he kept hinting that i would be ok (no one knew i did it at work) and i was like whyy whyy?
he had a bag on him. SCORE!!!!!!!
after that we became best friends in the office and ppl must have thought we banged.:stongue: |
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| airwalker1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by elFreak
jezis krist mon colage iz not werking for u. |
oh my god is this frying pan hot yet |
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| airwalker1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
i got soo drunk at my xmas party that i thought i wouldnt be able to drive home.
so i texted my best friend lis [fallingmoon] to please bring me coke or drive me home.
anyways, the IT guy was next to me and he kept hinting that i would be ok (no one knew i did it at work) and i was like whyy whyy?
he had a bag on him. SCORE!!!!!!!
after that we became best friends in the office and ppl must have thought we banged.:stongue: |
lair lair pants on fire:happy2: |
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| MeLLyMeL |
| quote: | Originally posted by airwalker1
lair lair pants on fire:happy2: |
lol..
why would i lie about that.
lis is an awesome chick because she was gonna come pick me up.
honestly - the mojitos crept up on me. I also don't normally drink so I get drunk fast.
Anyways, this was like 3-4 years ago. |
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