Am I crazy here or is taking shots of whiskey before an interview a pretty decent idea.
Think about it; you'll smile more. Will be less bored. Will appear more friendly and energetic.
But you will smell like alcohol. That can be taken care of with some cologne and gum tho.
Next time I got an interview I'm going to drink brandy or something before. Just to feel lit, you know.
, I only got $200 to my name.
Bernd_Gradish
Wodka
FromAbove
I'm gonna have to escort you out of my thread.
Azz3D
hey aren't you that guy from Blink 182???
gehzumteufel
Worst idea ever.
LoveHate
your life sucks
Adam420
I think you should drink an entire bottle before your interview
MrJiveBoJingles
If you're really worried about anxiety, try taking some beta blockers. Or maybe a little hydrocodone.
Gen3r4l1ty
Big ol' puddle of black tar shot between your toes.
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miamitranceman
quote:
Originally posted by gehzumteufel
Worst idea ever.
'Nuff said.
Krypton
Drink a bottle of clorox. Then die.
Project-K
I'm going to endorse this idea in hopes that you screw up all upcoming interviews, remain unemployed and be forced to renounce your internet connection, thus preventing you from posting threads like this one.
