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DJ Mikey Mike
Your mum's face



Registered: Jan 2002
Location: I'm at your mums'
The Australian way !

An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other quite well.
At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to this place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.
This goes on for 5 nights.
On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that may be she should pay him more attention and may be she can then skank some more cash out of him again.
So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her Melbourne.
"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" he replies
"That's amazing..." she says, "...so am I - what Street?"
"Cameo Street" he replies
"This is unbelievable..." she says, "... what number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished. "You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22 and my parents still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN - THINKS AUSTRALIAN!!!

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Ghostface
down with the sickness



Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Melbourne

lol not bad. but fosters beer tastes like shit.


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bassaholix
TrancEateer



Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Sydney, Australia

quote:
Originally posted by Ghostface
lol not bad. but fosters beer tastes like shit.



LOL thats what i reckon as well..

BRING ME ANOTHER CORONA! on da double


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stamper
The Accountant



Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Adelaide, AUSTRALIA

hhe, good one!

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Psygnosis
Obliterate then Stabilize



Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Sydney

Hahah good one


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3jaz
T C I D D A E C N A R T



Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Sydney ,Australia

quote:
Originally posted by bassaholix
LOL thats what i reckon as well..

BRING ME ANOTHER CORONA! on da double


VB all the way

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bassaholix
TrancEateer



Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Sydney, Australia

VB aka Visual Basic Sux! LOL

Nah seriously... only ppl that LIKE VB is the people who can't afford anything else... cause lets face it.. wat's cheaper than VB?


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his killer beat's! Ain't nothin' U can do to make it stop cause trance makes the world go round, so cut the act...

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arctic
Teh Pwn



Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Australia

Lemonade.


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wick
Senior tranceaddict



Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Melburn, Australia.

coldies all the way!
my dad only drinks VB and let me tell you, he can afford a lot more than that. he just likes it : )

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Paulie
Losing My Religion



Registered: Aug 2002
Location: NomansLand
Re: The Australian way !

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian Barmaid) takes his order, Fosters, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other quite well.
At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to this place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.
This goes on for 5 nights.
On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that may be she should pay him more attention and may be she can then skank some more cash out of him again.
So she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells her Melbourne.
"So am I... What suburb in Melbourne?"
"Glen Iris" he replies
"That's amazing..." she says, "...so am I - what Street?"
"Cameo Street" he replies
"This is unbelievable..." she says, "... what number?"
He says "Number 20" and she is totally astonished. "You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 22 and my parents still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN - THINKS AUSTRALIAN!!!


errr dude i live in glen iris


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Slade
Cosmic Interlude



Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Perth, Western Australia

Roger's Pale Ale for mine


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Pointy
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Jan 2001
Location: Melbourne, Australia

I thought you were into Digweeds Pale Ale ?

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