Okay I have the shittiest story to tell ever, by the way this is Sam not Cam, lol.

Anyways, I just moved in to my rez on Saturday, and I haven't been there all weekend, since I was partying it up with the cool people! Woot!
So I get here today, everything is cool until approximately an hour ago, when I happened to walk in on my roommate with a boy, might I add there was another couple in the room also. So I'm like "WTF", and my roommate is loaded and yelling that "they weren't doing anything." So I then realize that my bed is really really messy, and I find this odd since I've yet to sleep in it. So then this "boy" she was clearly fooling around with starts to talk about how comfortable my bed is etc. So clearly I'm getting really really pissed, and I start saying things such as "What the fuck" and "don't ever touch my bed again". As this progressed, the "boy" looks at me and says "you're a loser", this clearly bothers me slightly cause he doesn't even know me. Anyways I just met this girl and I have to live with the dirty slut for the next 8 months, not quite sure what I should do. Any suggestions?

One this is for sure, I'm clearly gonna have sex in her bed sometime this year. Also I plan on making sure cum stains are clearly visible. lol.

HAHA I hope you read this Cale!

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Originally posted by Stingray Okay I have the shittiest story to tell ever, by the way this is Sam not Cam, lol. Anyways, I just moved in to my rez on Saturday, and I haven't been there all weekend, since I was partying it up with the cool people! Woot! So I get here today, everything is cool until approximately an hour ago, when I happened to walk in on my roommate with a boy, might I add there was another couple in the room also. So I'm like "WTF", and my roommate is loaded and yelling that "they weren't doing anything." So I then realize that my bed is really really messy, and I find this odd since I've yet to sleep in it. So then this "boy" she was clearly fooling around with starts to talk about how comfortable my bed is etc. So clearly I'm getting really really pissed, and I start saying things such as "What the fuck" and "don't ever touch my bed again". As this progressed, the "boy" looks at me and says "you're a loser", this clearly bothers me slightly cause he doesn't even know me. Anyways I just met this girl and I have to live with the dirty slut for the next 8 months, not quite sure what I should do. Any suggestions? One this is for sure, I'm clearly gonna have sex in her bed sometime this year. Also I plan on making sure cum stains are clearly visible. lol. HAHA I hope you read this Cale!

rofl!!!!!!!!
omg Sam!!!

ok what a fucking bitch! beat her up right there!

obviously you cannot trust her at all, not with leaving your room or your belongings

try talking to your Don? if this happens again you can demand her being kicked out of the room and moved somewhere else

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Just surrender yourself to the rhythm,
With your hands up in the sky,
Feel the energy deep inside your system
And leave this world behind...

cut the boys penis. shove it up the arse of ur slutty roommate tie their hands real tight behind them and kick them on a busy downtown street nakkid.

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Originally posted by Stingray One this is for sure, I'm clearly gonna have sex in her bed sometime this year. Also I plan on making sure cum stains are clearly visible. lol.

Thats exactly what i was thinking when i was reading that, shiity luck tho

*Edit* this is import, for some reason im also not on my account...

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That's it, I'm changing my password.

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Originally posted by Stingray That's it, I'm changing my password.

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Just surrender yourself to the rhythm,
With your hands up in the sky,
Feel the energy deep inside your system
And leave this world behind...

bang her when wasted, film it and upload to youtube.

and then cum in her bed yeh that's right.

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so uh Cam, you up for the challenge?

From Sam

LOL!

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Originally posted by eRRaTiK bang her when wasted, film it and upload to youtube. and then cum in her bed yeh that's right.

Sam cannot 'bang her' because Sam is a (very hot) girl.

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Originally posted by Stingray so uh Cam, you up for the challenge? From Sam LOL!

Yes.


Yes I am.

Sorry to hear that Sam. This is deff. something to tell your student/staff advisor or whomever places the students together. Don't stoop down to her level because she'll have something against you, and she'll use it harder then you use about her. I hate roomates. Hope it all works out for you.


-btw : are we all changing around accounts.....? lol!!

EDIT : Someone should be there to film CALE's expression when he reads this, and POST THAT up on YOUtube!

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Originally posted by Frenchie -btw : are we all changing around accounts.....? lol!!

I don't have one and apparently when you join you have to wait a day to post, I didn't feel like waiting.

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Originally posted by Stingray I don't have one and apparently when you join you have to wait a day to post, I didn't feel like waiting.

Truueee!

Well get on the roomate situation A.S.A.P. The longer you wait, the grosser and sluttier she'll possibly get. We wish you the best of luck on that one.