So you're sitting on the toilet; you take a shit (to where?); and then you pull up your pants, tuck your shirt in (if necessary), tighten the belt again (also, if necessary), and THEN you wash your hands. seems kinda wrong; like, wtf you potentially have shit on your hands (if you suck at wiping, that is), and now you've smeared it on your clothes.

while one could avoid this inconvienence of said shit on clothes in your own home by walking over to the sink w/ said clothes still undone and around your ankles; but what about if you're at a public bathroom?

I think the best practice here is to not get the shit on your hands.

Second best is to jump off of a cliff if you are consistently getting shit on your hands while wiping.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I think the best practice here is to not touch the shit with your hands. Second best is to jump off of a cliff if you are consistently getting shit on your hands while wiping.

accidents happen, mr ygrene. accidents happen.

and what if not perhaps shit on your hands; but airborne fecal matter? even in the smallest amount, you still just (potentially) smeared shit on your clothes.

:unasty:

I thought for sure the "Inconvienent Truth" was you're a homosexual in the military.

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Originally posted by Wasa Wasa I thought for sure the "Inconvienent Truth" was you're a homosexual in the military.

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Originally posted by Wasa Wasa I thought for sure the "Inconvienent Truth" was you're a homosexual in the military.

Nice to see you again, IGK.

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I love how people can sniff out IGK after like 5 minutes.

Must be the smell of his 1976 Econoline Van and the sudden influx of free candy.

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I dont understand how they do it

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I love how people can sniff out IGK after like 5 minutes. Must be the smell of his 1976 Econoline Van and the sudden influx of free candy.

And turtle wax. For his bald spot, not the van.

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Originally posted by jennypie And turtle wax. For his bald spot, not the van.

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Originally posted by tubularbills So you're sitting on the toilet; you take a shit (to where?); and then you pull up your pants, tuck your shirt in (if necessary), tighten the belt again (also, if necessary), and THEN you wash your hands. seems kinda wrong; like, wtf you potentially have shit on your hands (if you suck at wiping, that is), and now you've smeared it on your clothes.

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