LOL!!! convo with drunk/high beema
me: hey whats up
beema: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy what sexxxxy errrrrrimn
me: so what are you doing?
beema: talking to you, stupid
me: dont call me stupid!! ass...
beema: (insane laughter)
me: ahhh, ok...
beema: so i called the dutch guy..
me: what dutch guy? armin?
beema: yeah, armin
me: you called armin, beema?
beema: nooo the dutch guy armin
me: ARMIN??
beema: no, marvin....maybe armin too....ew this bed smells
me: ew your bed?
beema: nooo my old roommates bed
me: ok...
beema: i spent $500 at the bookstore....is that an ass in the air? errrrrin will you marrrrry me???? do you want me to go to 7-11 for you?
me: yeah get me a slurpee (he lives 4 hrs away)
beema: what do you want?
me: a slurpee.
beema: what kind
me: ummm doesnt matter
beema: i dont want to go to 7-11, im too fucked up
me: ok dont go
beema: i think thats an ass over there....ew...
HAHHA!! finally he let me get off....man i'm jealous, i wish i were that messed up now!!
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