if you were the first contact to alien(s), what would you do or say ??

would you tell them to turn the fuck around ??
would you tell them to STFU NEWBS.
would you sincerely welcome them and offer a peaceful gift ??
would you pull the pin of a grenade and hand them that instead ??
ask to borrow their ride or take them for a ride in your POS ??
ask what alien porno is like ??
put in your 17 year old pantera cd and crank that shit up ??

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fuck pantera.

I will take them to task for hovering over our heads for thousands of years without attempting to meet us, making us speculate wtf they are made of and creating myths about UFOs and such.

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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

I would lay down the butth4x before they could do it to me. Show 'em some Earthly hospitality, y'know?

I would attempt to mate.

edit- Pie-owned

They would already have planted an anal probe in your butt. They are that fast, yeah.

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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

Dammit.

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Originally posted by jennypie Dammit.

And before you even think of spitting on their crotch, make sure to check your pussy first.

Chances are that it will already be covered in slimy green alien spit.

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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

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Originally posted by jennypie Wow, that explains a LOT!

fixed!

david.michael is one of them. beware.

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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.