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| quote: | Originally posted by Mammoth
"'Petty', she calls it?!?!", I exclaim, waking my dog (Rufus) only momentarily before his head slumps back down on the couch (an IKEA Staalvart). "Her simpleton mind must not be able to grasp the intricacies of literature, the beauty of well-placed satire, the very things that make us human!"
"Calm down, Greg", I tell myself, placing my fingers upon the old, creaky keyboard (no one makes 'em like IBM) to type out my next witty reply, filled with allusions and information only relevant and interesting to me.
"I'll make her see the beauty of prose just yet", I mutter as my fingers do their work. |
Dude I fucking love you right now <3
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