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אחד הדברים נמצחיקים שראיתי:
What I've Learned From Watching Porn - by Douglas More
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted m*st*rb*ting by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have s*x with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sp*rm.
6. Women enjoy having s*x with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a bl*wj*b.
8. Women always org*sm when men do.
9. A bl*wj*b will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy f*cks.
11. People in the 70's couldn't f*ck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those t*ts are real.
13. A common and enjoyable s*xual practice for a man is to take his half-erect p*nis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they c*m.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double p*n*tr*tion makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having s*x in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of sh*t out of you if you shove your c*ck in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patient's c*cks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily p*ssed off before f*cking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's c*ck, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. Assh*les are clean.
27. A man ejac*lating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a c*ck there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a bl*wj*b, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip
 
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