the truth is all guys think their dick isn't ugly even if it is.

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Originally posted by igottaknow the truth is all guys think their dick isn't ugly even if it is.

They also think it's small even if it isn't.

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Originally posted by paulandrews They also think it's small even if it isn't.

Does it count if you have an "innie"?

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Originally posted by igottaknow the truth is all guys think their dick isn't ugly even if it is.

lol, I'm suddenly reminded of me texting a buddy of mine in a stoned/drunken stupor while I was on a late-night walk with my wife.

"dude, my dick is beautiful"

"neat"

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Originally posted by david.michael Does it count if you have an "innie"?

Then you're not a 'guy'.

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Originally posted by paulandrews Then you're not a 'guy'.

Psy-T help plz

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Originally posted by paulandrews They also think it's small even if it isn't.

this is probably because if you watch porn, its small in comparison to those freaks. thats why i'm glad women don't watch porn because they'd be disappointed our dicks aren't 12"

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Originally posted by igottaknow women don't watch porn

That's only because there's no girls on the internets.

what is today, like Coming Out of the Closet day?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by igottaknow this is probably because if you watch porn, its small in comparison to those freaks. thats why i'm glad women don't watch porn because they'd be disappointed our dicks aren't 12"

I don't know about other girls, but I personally can't enjoy sex if the guy is over 6.5 inches. Anything bigger than that, and I won't be able to last more than a few minutes (because of pain), I can't do certain tricks/movements, and I'm in pain for like a week afterwards.

I don't know why some chics like guys who are like 8+ inches, and even make songs about big dicks. WTF?

yea anything over like 7 is too much penis.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Yeah I used to think the small dick thing was a myth, cause the only guys I'd been with at that point both had 7 1/2 inch dicks, which I figured was the norm. Then I was with a guy who actually had an "average" penis...but it was small. So now I've been tainted, and anything under 7 inches is small to me.