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JOGGING BUDDY! Listen, LoE is some super slippery shit, gets in your pants, and makes you dance all creamy-like. They're playing with the Hidden Cameras on Friday. The Hidden Cameras are some super slippery shit, gets in your pants, and makes you dance all creamy-like. They're playing at Barrymore's, which, although I've never been to it, sounds like it has a bad assed space. Superhip actually means: listening to bands with EXPLICIT names and giving high fives to tiny dudes who have pierced their tongues together so they can make out during the entire TWO hour live set complete with bullwhip so if you thought you were going to get away without losing your fucking mind on mushrooms and laughing insanely while you make out with a really mean feminist who tells you, bluntly, "I fuck to cum, not to conceive" within the first 12 minutes of meeting her, and then get your ego shattered the next morning when she kicks you out of the house after what you considered good morning sex because her other lover is coming over and apparently you're a "shitty lay", and all this on your fucking birthday, even, you thought wrong. If you live in Ottawa, go to this because, as you can derive from the preceeding statement, it will fucking ROCK!
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"I'm tired of self-respect"-DK
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