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| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
its way more humiliating to get beaten with shoes smeared with canine fecal matter. |
ahhh, quite true. However, considering they were willing to debase themselves by eating others' food, i thought they mightn't mind acts of humiliation. Therefor the pain route seemed like the best option. Perhaps, if this happens in the future, I'll cover the whiffle ball bat with canine fecal material. God knows there's enough of it around my mailbox. It's like the neighborhood canine Starbucks, but instead of ordering coffee they shit out their approximate weight right where I need to stand to open up my mailbox. Cute little bastards.
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