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Where can I find the DMV story? Sounds like some stupid bitch behind the counter got told, and I don't know many people who've let cashier-bitches have it like I do when they piss me off.
I'm a fan of the "accidental" spill. But I'm an even bigger fan of running my mouth til they're ready to cry.
A couple weekends ago me and my buddy were at West 50 in Mississauga with some friends. One of the girls brought some 6'2 bitch with her and at some point during the course of conversation she started ragging on my buddy for being short (ok, he IS short at 5'6, but I digress). Now, I have this thing where I don't let tall freaky bitches get away with that kinda shit, because fuck, at 6'2, you're just a tall freaky bitch. So the first short-joke flies, and we all have a good chuckle. Then the second, and the third, and the fourth, and this dude is one of my best friends these days, so I jump in with a quick "Aight, friendly giant, that's enough, you're not being funny now." The fuckin bitch lets me know that I'M short (I like to say I'm on the low-end of 'average' at 5'8, definitely have to put up with my share of short jokes over the years though). Well fuck, now she's just being stupid. 15 minutes later, I've let her know what a giant freak of nature she is, how she has no right to make fun of guys she thinks are short because she's the tall gangly creature that belongs in a cage at the circus, a few more ripping one-liners, and she's calling a cab because her night, is, OVAR.
Are tall bitches bitches because they can't get laid? I can't imagine very many girls over 5'10 have much success without being complete hos.
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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.
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