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Originally posted by d-miurge Fixed!

dude french people have jungle bushes you cant see their penis.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak dude french people have jungle bushes you cant see their penis.

lol, you're talking about spanish/portugese guys.

Uh, how does d-miurge know so much about cocks???

i know about cocks cuz i worked with mine

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak look @ edit dont lie i want you to tell the cor what my penis looked like in your own words...jake benson was too much of a fag.Be a man dammit slylee. I love someone, but respect in the bedroom..i want her to bite me , scratch me, spit on me, shit on my chest....i dont want no nice girls.

ok first of all, my last 2 serious relationships were with midwestern white boys, so get off that shit already. i started hanging out with ONE fucking puerto rican guy and posted a picture with him and ur acting like i've fucked every latin guy in south florida. lol

and u are completely misunderstanding what i meant about "respect in the bedroom". i just meant that if i were to randomly hook up with a guy (a one-nighter) and i was a total fucking slut, he would absolutely think that im a total fucking slut. lol end of story. however, when i'm a total slut in bed with my live-in boyfriend of 2 years, it's different. he doesn't go around thinking that his serious girlfriend is a total slut.



and btw, you're penis was brown. like PUERTO RICAN BROWN.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by jennypie Uh, how does d-miurge know so much about cocks???

Don't forget cock is a French emblem. That's scientific btw:

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A widespread research done by Dr. Gomez de Diego, director of the medical company Andromedical specialised in andrology, in 2001, took into consideration several studies by physicians of different nationalities. He concluded that the average erect penis size for adult men is to established at 14 cm,confirming thus the aforementioned research carried out by Dr Eduardo Gomez de Diego. The studies of average erect penis length conducted on adult men worldwide included France 16 cms, Italy 15 cms, Mexico 14.9 cms, Germany 14.48 cms, Japan 13.0 cms, Saudi Arabia 12.4 cms, Brazil 12.4 cms, India 10.2 cms and South Korea 9.6 cms.[49]

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Originally posted by Slylee ok first of all, my last 2 serious relationships were with midwestern white boys, so get off that shit already. i started hanging out with ONE fucking puerto rican guy and posted a picture with him and ur acting like i've fucked every latin guy in south florida. lol and u are completely misunderstanding what i meant about "respect in the bedroom". i just meant that if i were to randomly hook up with a guy (a one-nighter) and i was a total fucking slut, he would absolutely think that im a total fucking slut. lol end of story. however, when i'm a total slut in bed with my live-in boyfriend of 2 years, it's different. he doesn't go around thinking that his serious girlfriend is a total slut. and btw, you're penis was brown. like PUERTO RICAN BROWN.

So have the totally un-slutty kind of sex with a random guy every day! Win! How is this not good plan?

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Originally posted by david.michael So have the totally un-slutty kind of sex with a random guy every day! Win! How is this not good plan?

where's the fun in that?

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee where's the fun in that?

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sex

i'd rather rub one out by myself than hook up with a random. i tried it and it's not my cup of tea. i can't get off, so it's pointless to put myself at risk.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I was jk anyways