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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay I couldn't do it. I would probably play this for the first dance for lulz.

lulz indeed
I love that tune. Would be a great set opener at a wedding gig!

DJ Ameaça Moral Lays de Smackdown sounds catchy. It even rhymes (well, sort of).

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American weddings fucking suck. I haven't been to one yet where I haven't heard the electric side, mambo #5, and fucking... what's that one... oh the fucking SHOUT.

Here's a song that shows how shitty american weddings are. I do NOT want my wedding to be like this. Here in afghanistan weddings last for DAYS (And are fucking AWESOME)

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Originally posted by Marcus Summers Here's a song that shows how shitty american weddings are. I do NOT want my wedding to be like this. Here in afghanistan weddings last for DAYS.

Plus lots of AK-47 casings. (?)

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I would get a fog machine, strobe light, cop lights, and introduce the family to this like they were the Chicago Bulls.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Plus lots of AK-47 casings. (?)

YES! I fucking LOVE afghan weddings! Hopefully my wedding will be similar!

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Originally posted by nekholm Ask DJRYAN™, I hear he's really good. He's a regular poster in the c0r also.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay Maybe you had bad breath or kiss like a horse eating a pack of sugar cubes that fell on the pavement.

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Originally posted by shapes No really there was blood, coming from my asshole.

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Originally posted by Marcus Summers Here in afghanistan weddings last for DAYS (And are fucking AWESOME)

Bring your own flak jacket...

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Originally posted by chinamon chinamon is INCH MOAN. LOL so fitting.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Is there such a thing as a good or bad wedding DJ? At every wedding I've ever been to, the formula is exactly the same. You play Abba, you play a slow one for the bride and groom to dance to, you chat incomprehensible inanities through a terrible microphone. That's it.

You forgot the "We've got a white Ford Fiesta with its headlights on outside" interjections.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay The funny thing is how much they get paid to do it. They clean up, weddings are a goldmine.

...and in the same vein, New Year's Eve parties. My mother's village has a NYE party each year, the DJs get £2000 for about 4hrs of spinning, plus of course set-up and clear-down.

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Originally posted by Brizzo "It's all gone Pete Tong" is actually a phrase in Europe, England I believe. Pretty sure that's where Pete Tong got his DJ name from as well.

The infamous Rojam ID. 14 years, 9 months and counting...

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel

LOL

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