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Originally posted by occrider What??? You got to be fucking kidding me. Socialist??? Look here you minger, Jesus is about as capitalist as apple pie. Of course you would believe that life of Brian bollocks because a fellow wanker made it. If jesus were alive today he would embrace all American values such as American football:

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I'm not sure I agree with you there. A true capitalist would not have overturned the tables of the money traders. Additionally, most christian churches are pretty left wing when it comes to distribution of wealth. Don't get me wrong, there is a strong work ethic in christianity but I don't think that is because Jesus would have played the market if he were alive today.

Jesus overturned the tables of the money traders because God wasn't getting a peice of teh action. You know, kind of like protection fee from the mob. I would be pissed too if someone were spending time making money, instead fo worshipping me, without giving me a cut!!! Anywho Jesuss is very capitalistic now. For example teh church just came out with a jesus bond:

http://ncronline.org/NCR_Online/arc...705/061705a.php

I'm sure the priests/pope consulted with God/Jesus to figure out the right interest rates and stuff. Because Jesus is probably a financial whiz with over 2000 years of experience so far. Short the equity markets! Invest in Jesus!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee

I like my cups of stfu cold. Please try again!

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Originally posted by Slylee

Hey this is your thread. You started this mess.

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Originally posted by occrider I like my cups of stfu cold. Please try again!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard My understanding is that there are records of a census. Agustas Ceasar did order one in the first two or three years BC. I cannot tell you who wrote the gospel of John but I can tell you it is the first writen account and dates circa 140 CE. There is, however, archaelogical record of a large number of chariots and riders drown in "The Reed Sea" which is a marshy area of the Nile delta, which during low tide is passable by foot. IF you can find the link I'd like to check it out... reconsiling the bilbe with historical record and archaelogical record is always interesting. I'll check out Holy Blood as well (thanks).

This is the documentary (doesn't really say much but you might find keywords to search for)

Also Israel Finkelstein is the Israeli archeologist that discovered the exodus was a load of betty swollocks

If you read Holy Blood, Holy Grail you should only pay attention to Part Three as that is what concerns the Bible and Jesus. What the authours did was combine two theories together - one that there was secret society called the Priory of Sion that was protecting some secret (a bloodline from the Merovingan kings of France) and one that Jesus married Mary and had kids. The authours attempted to suggest that the secret of the Priory of Sion 9the bloodline) was that of Jesus. Unfortunately for the authours (and for a fascinating theory!) the guy who they got the information from about the Priory of Sion had faked it all as he wanted to become king of France! However, the stuff about Jesus marrying Mary is all taken from clues in the Bible and that part at least is very compelling (as in a rational world that is what most likely would have happened!)

hey arbiter!!!! let's meet up this weekend i'll take you to dinner.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by George Smiley This is the documentary (doesn't really say much but you might find keywords to search for) Also Israel Finkelstein is the Israeli archeologist that discovered the exodus was a load of betty swollocks If you read Holy Blood, Holy Grail you should only pay attention to Part Three as that is what concerns the Bible and Jesus. What the authours did was combine two theories together - one that there was secret society called the Priory of Sion that was protecting some secret (a bloodline from the Merovingan kings of France) and one that Jesus married Mary and had kids. The authours attempted to suggest that the secret of the Priory of Sion 9the bloodline) was that of Jesus. Unfortunately for the authours (and for a fascinating theory!) the guy who they got the information from about the Priory of Sion had faked it all as he wanted to become king of France! However, the stuff about Jesus marrying Mary is all taken from clues in the Bible and that part at least is very compelling (as in a rational world that is what most likely would have happened!)

Thanks. BTW, I'm pretty certain that Jesus was married, likely to Mary. It doesn't make sense that he wouldn't as it would have been so contrary to the customs of the day. It also makes sense to me that great lengths would be taken to cover up his blood line because they would alway be a threat to the authority of the church.... who you gonna side with, some old dude in Rome or Jesus' great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

Anyway, Jesus wasn't from Nazereth or born in Bethlehem. Why do you think there is nothing about his youth in the Bible? The son of God is born and everyone comes to see him (well, shepards or wise men the jury's still out on that one) and then just like that nobody gives a shit about him any more! You wanna knwo why? Cos that nativity didn't happen! Jesus first came to that area when he was a man, not before. It is believed he came from one of the ancient civilisations in the lost world, probably the Incas or Atlantians who had advanced technology and advanced political theories. Thats why he came to the Middle East as a missionary to an uncivilised world to help them advance as a civilisation. Jesus was a missionary spreading his civilisations good practices around the world. Cos of the technology he could trick people into thinking he was doing miracles. Then after he was "crucified" he left the Middle East after doing a pretty good job (apart from the being crucified part) and moved onto India and after that went to China.

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Originally posted by trancaholic the bible say he so god is a male! another proof! its good to see so many atheist belief the bible is frought too. occrider and nitemer and renegade has no chance - their arguing against four of us (me, floorfiller adn drug_tito and uwm) !!!! and drug_tito - some guy i know on another msgboard knows the producer of xfiles (chris nolan)! he says that xfiles stopped becuz bush think they came to close to the truth! so ur properly right about the aliens!!!

Wow man really? That's just like so fuckin cool man to know that guy! I wonder what more secrets he know sbut can't tell cuz all those CIA and FBI guys watching him and his every word and stuff. They properly have blackmailed him or something so that he must keep quiet But I had a feeling he was getting close to somthing. It was to much just to be an imagionation thing, it had 2 b real. Tehre's so much that the governemt don't want us to know about but it's getting to big, they can't keep it a secret 4ever. Did you see how those area 51 sightings become more and more frequelent? I think there's somthing big gonna come soon. They've been preparating for it long enough.

oh and occrider and renegade and nitmer, you're such tools u guyz. Can't u c that they're manipulating you and feeding you feiry tales? Noah's ark yeah right, it was a spaceship, and jesus was a human-alien hybrid, that's why he could do all that. You're so gullible you'll bolieve anything, LOL

When them aliens come from their hiding places in Cydonia and their secret bases all over the world, we'll see where ur god will be then to save your sorry asses U think area 51 is the only one aroudn here? They're all over the world. And we can't do shit without them knoing. They're monitoring this board to u know. and prolly laughing at what neives you guyz r beliving in the crap they fed u

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