I learned that it feels hella good to hold your hand at a girl's breast while you drive, but it's a little complicated to change gear, and if she tries to grab you between the legs, it might end with disaster.

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I learned that cocaine from Peru is better than that from Columbia.

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Originally posted by Nicke I learned that it feels hella good to hold your hand at a girl's breast while you drive, but it's a little complicated to change gear, and if she tries to grab you between the legs, it might end with disaster.

LOL i have some similar experiences and now i know what u shouldn't do while driving..

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The walking discography.

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Leslie Nielsen: Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

oooh, i still have 4 minutes today to post this!


i have learned today that it's hella fun to fool around with beachballs at graduation. and that you shouldn't be too annoying with airhorns, or the counselors will take them away from you


I AM FREE!!!!!

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i learned today what happens to your morning commute when you are too spaced out to think in the morning. 1 hr 15 mintues later, i get to work....

I learned that pub lunches are great. (If only for the "pub" aspect...)

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."