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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN haha, just doing my bit for colonial relations gentlemen!

Nice to see you 'standing up' for the spreading of toilet vocabulary PKC

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Nice to see you 'standing up' for the spreading of toilet vocabulary PKC

ooouhh. not terribly punny sushi!

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN ooouhh. not terribly punny sushi!

I wouldn't have it any other way

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles I think maybe we should specify what we mean by "stand." When you guys said "stand," I was thinking of standing straight up or nearly straight, with the ass several feet off of the toilet seat.

You were thinking correctly.

I stand up, turn around, and then bend ze knees slightly to open up the cheeks, but yes, I'm fully "standing".

I'm surprised no one has used the bidet argument yet. Personally, I've never used one. I don't see how water can get you clean without at least *some* friction/touching too.

Are there any women that stand? It seems like a very male thing to do.

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Originally posted by Abercrombie

cheese-grating toilet paper with an ipod dock? Fucking hipster sadists.

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Originally posted by Beat Blog I'm surprised no one has used the bidet argument yet. Personally, I've never used one. I don't see how water can get you clean without at least *some* friction/touching too.

the bidet tickles my genitals and makes me giggle.

I use the three sea shells while standing.

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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIPE SITTING DOWN?

That is so nasty! There's no way you can get all the shit out of there while sitting down..You need to stand to get it at the proper angle.

holy ****...wiping while sitting down.. That's just half assed (no pun intended). there's no way to properly clean yourself sitting down.

Ewwwww this is a gross subject and I would have never responded if I didnt already drink a pint of vodka tonight.

POOOOP! OH YEAH!

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Originally posted by Capitalizt HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIPE SITTING DOWN? That is so nasty! There's no way you can get all the shit out of there while sitting down..You need to stand to get it at the proper angle. holy ****...wiping while sitting down.. That's just half assed (no pun intended). there's no way to properly clean yourself sitting down. Ewwwww this is a gross subject and I would have never responded if I didnt already drink a pint of vodka tonight. POOOOP! OH YEAH!

go sell iphones or whatever.

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Originally posted by Capitalizt HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIPE SITTING DOWN? That is so nasty! There's no way you can get all the shit out of there while sitting down..You need to stand to get it at the proper angle.

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Originally posted by Domesticated each side being mystified and slightly outraged by the other.

See?

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Originally posted by Capitalizt HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIPE SITTING DOWN? That is so nasty! There's no way you can get all the shit out of there while sitting down..You need to stand to get it at the proper angle. holy ****...wiping while sitting down.. That's just half assed (no pun intended). there's no way to properly clean yourself sitting down.

someone obviously failed to show you how to wipe yourself properly.

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Originally posted by BoReD365247 How do you accomplish this in a public facility? Do you carry around your own package of baby wipes? Do you waddle to the sink to moisten the 1 ply toilet paper rampant in public restrooms (which I despise with a passion)?

I laughed so hard when reading this. Funniest visual ever!

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Originally posted by RainOnLens Most likely smell much better than baby wipes (though the smell is no longer attached to babies in my head. Just my own ass).

LOL!!

I'm a leaner. I am sitting, but I lean to the left. You get maximum butt cheek separation allowing you to easily locate all areas needing to be wiped. This also prevents poo residue being squished in between your crack when you stand up... you nasties