Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Miles away from ordinary...
My contribution to stupid threads: Female Grooming
Ok, this one goes to the few brave (female - I stress the point - female) souls on TA:
1. How do you landscape your field: Mohawk, Landing strip, bermuda triangle, Amazon, or Kojak? Of course any variation thereof, please do tell.
2. Does it make a difference sensually when you change the landscaping?
3. The "do" that you just won't do
and finally:
4. Most blondes nowdays are "Airplane Blonde" - that is blonde on top with a black box. Ever try to pass for a real blonde? or brunette? or as Samantha on Sex in the City did, "Carrothead red"?
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Oct-03-2003 02:25
tranceDJ
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Registered: Feb 2001
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Not a stupid thread, I'm curious as well as to what female TAs' "landscape" is.
Oct-03-2003 02:28
whiskers
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Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams
let me be teh first: pics or stfu
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Oct-03-2003 02:32
Clyde77
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Location: Guam
quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
let me be teh first: pics or stfu
I second.
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Oct-03-2003 02:33
Nosmo
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Can someone just define the terms for me? Better yet, can anyone illustrate them ?
Oct-03-2003 03:01
DigiNut
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Way to turn a potentially interesting thread into an eyeful of pathetic desperate horniness... I don't know if it would have got a lot of responses from girls in the first place, but you guys definitely didn't help the cause.
*sigh*
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Oct-03-2003 03:07
CynepMeH
Let me wash your Apple!
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Miles away from ordinary...
quote:
Originally posted by DigiNut
Way to turn a potentially interesting thread into an eyeful of pathetic desperate horniness... I don't know if it would have got a lot of responses from girls in the first place, but you guys definitely didn't help the cause.
*sigh*
tru dat... tru dat...
Ladies, please disregard the few pathetic wanks among us... The rest of curious listeners/readers in this audience are genuinely interested for scientific reasons as well as in the name of establishing better understanding between Mars and Venus camps.
We do appreciate your honest replies and for the rest of you horndogs - find a way to crack your NetNanny, go away and stop sabotaging a beginning of a very important discussion.
Thank you.
Ladies, you may resume typing your reply.
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Oct-03-2003 03:12
iranianstud
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Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Toronto, ON
Re: My contribution to stupid threads: Female Grooming
quote:
Originally posted by CynepMeH
Ok, this one goes to the few brave (female - I stress the point - female) souls on TA:
1. How do you landscape your field: Mohawk, Landing strip, bermuda triangle, Amazon, or Kojak? Of course any variation thereof, please do tell.
2. Does it make a difference sensually when you change the landscaping?
3. The "do" that you just won't do
and finally:
4. Most blondes nowdays are "Airplane Blonde" - that is blonde on top with a black box. Ever try to pass for a real blonde? or brunette? or as Samantha on Sex in the City did, "Carrothead red"?
All women I've been with have shaved. Bushy is not good.
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Oct-03-2003 03:12
`pr0digy
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Philadelphia
quote:
Originally posted by CynepMeH
tru dat... tru dat...
Ladies, please disregard the few pathetic wanks among us... The rest of curious listeners/readers in this audience are genuinely interested for scientific reasons as well as in the name of establishing better understanding between Mars and Venus camps.
We do appreciate your honest replies and for the rest of you horndogs - find a way to crack your NetNanny, go away and stop sabotaging a beginning of a very important discussion.
Thank you.
Ladies, you may resume typing your reply.
Sounds like YOUR the horny one... Why don't you go out, and find out for yourself what girls do ? ;p
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Oct-03-2003 03:22
CynepMeH
Let me wash your Apple!
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Miles away from ordinary...
Re: Re: My contribution to stupid threads: Female Grooming
quote:
Originally posted by iranianstud
I guess the whole thought of landscaping got you so excited you forgot to type your response??? I guess it must be hard to visualize it for someone as manly as you, yes?
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Oct-03-2003 03:23
CynepMeH
Let me wash your Apple!
Registered: Oct 2002
Location: Miles away from ordinary...
quote:
Originally posted by `pr0digy
Sounds like YOUR the horny one... Why don't you go out, and find out for yourself what girls do ? ;p
I know there's "your ma" joke here somewhere but I am too mature for that... Besides, have mercy - I'm married...
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