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US gov't at its finest
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whitesmoke
http://www.uspoliticsforum.com/emergency/
Tranc3
:stongue: :crazy: :haha: :stongue: :crazy: :haha: :stongue: :crazy: :haha:

OMG this is the funniest I've seen in a long time
PûRe-Energy
If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that

ahhaahhahhh thats so funny. same with the vin diesel one!
zzleeper
too good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

damn those are pure genious!!
bomberMAN
dat was funny. I like these 2 the most:

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

&

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that .


that lastone is GOLDEDN i love that ...
brainfried
This is really a classic. Seen it before but im still laughing my ass off.

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the away.:stongue:
Renegade
These were originally created on an freethought forum I'm a member of, but the idea spread really quickly. This is the complete list (there's a lot of em):

http://www.geocities.com/thefirethread

This is the thread that started it all (though it had to be trimmed back due to lack of server space and increased traffic):

http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread....&threadid=46223

Hilarious. :)
kewlness
posted about a month ago... i made some up myself ;)



If you see a Nuclear Explosion, drive in the direction of the blast.


Please check to make sure you're car's handbrake to see if it needs viagra to function properly.


Avoid using bridges, electricity, and signs.


Always wash your hands before using the telephone. Remember, SARS can be transmitted over the phone so always keep your hands clean before talking to anyone.
BacardiMan
I like this one:

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.



:haha: :happy2:
Paula
quote:
Originally posted by BacardiMan
I like this one:

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.



:haha: :happy2:


Yeah, that's the best one. It's probably what Bush would do....stupid tool. HOW can we have a president that NO ONE really respects!? He cant SPEAK ! i understand he's a southerner, but still. He was a president's son, which means he could have turned his tiny little brain into something useful all those years in the BEST schools...what really bugs me is how he says "nuclear"
he doesnt say "noo-clee-ar" like normal people...he says
"noo-Q-ler" , TOOL!

~~Paula~~

HyPeRSoNiC
quote:
Originally posted by Paula
what really bugs me is how he says "nuclear"
he doesnt say "noo-clee-ar" like normal people...he says
"noo-Q-ler" , TOOL!

~~Paula~~


lol
and that's why he's such a crappy president ;)
StaticFive
quote:
Originally posted by HyPeRSoNiC
lol
and that's why he's such a crappy president ;)


fo serious
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