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Information Minister Quote Poll
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| DJ_D|ABL0_ |
Which is the best quote?
[EDIT] THE HALF QUOTE SHOULD READ:
"I can say, and I am responsible for what I am saying, that they have
started to commit suicide under the walls of Baghdad. We
will encourage them to commit more suicides quickly."
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| MaRt |
Out of those, my favourite would be:
"they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."
But my favourite favourite one is missing from the poll and is "Our initial assessment is that they will all die." Good assessment! |
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| jonsimmonds |
this guy should get his own tv show, this guy is the funniest person of 2003 "there are no tanks in baghdad" reporter says "what about the tanks across the river" infomation guy"i can not see them so they are not there"
as az said hes my hero to |
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| DJ_D|ABL0_ |
| I love it when he runs outta words and repeats his exact previous comment :D |
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| vito |
voted for "Those are not Iraqi soldiers at all. Where did they bring them from?"
thats right, they went and killed? loads of soldiers from another country to pretend they killed iraqis
| quote: | | "there are no tanks in baghdad" reporter says "what about the tanks across the river" infomation guy"i can not see them so they are not there" |
:stongue:
these must sound even funier than they look |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by Az
he's my hero :) |
NO He's MY hero!!!
"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."
Yea!!! Get those shovels!!!
Long live sahaf!!! (although he might have committed suicide :() |
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| occrider |
Al-Sahaf on shock and awe:
"The forces of American colonialism began to drop containers that produce a sound explosion, a very huge sound. I remind you that they said that their strategy is based on shock and awe. Those failed ones manufactured a type of container that has an explosive substance, which they drop. They cause a very huge explosion in terms of sound, as if the universe was shaken. After a while, you go out and you don't find anything. You find some nails, screws, pieces of metal, but the important thing here is the sound. Those failed ones think that through the huge sound explosion, people would be shocked and consequently would collapse and be defeated. What happened? The contrary. The fighters..., the masses..., and the heroic sons of the Iraqi tribes discovered this game. They will turn it against the American louts so as to shock them. Wait for surprises, God willing, to see how the US game will fail."
"The shock has backfired on them. They are shocked because of what they have seen. No one received them with roses. They were received with bombs, shoes and bullets. Now, the game has been exposed. Awe will backfire on them. This is the boa snake. We will extend it further and cut it the appropriate way." |
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| Neo nEro |
"We will kill them all........most of them."
that has to be the best one.
I think that he did commit suicide |
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| PaRaNoIk0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by jonsimmonds
this guy should get his own tv show, this guy is the funniest person of 2003 |
word.
did he actually say all those quotes? insane. or are all those made up? |
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| jonsimmonds |
| yup he said it all, when i woke up in the mornings he was usually making his daily statement, it started my day with a smile! its just a shame these things where said in war otherwise he should get some award for comedian of the year! |
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| MaRt |
| Those quotes are 100% real! :p He appeared on TV daily. |
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