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How many times a week do the TOTA's get laid?? (pg. 10)
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| Durafei |
Just read a funny joke. Kinda contradicts the results we are seeing here:
Sexual life of a woman consists of three stages:
1) Wants to , but doesn't want to get pregnant
2) Doesn't want to , but wants to get pregnant
2) Doesn't want to and doesn't want to get pregnant
Sexual life of a man consists of only one stage:
1) ALWAYS WANTS TO |
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| LiL_Kandi_AngeL |
| quote: | Originally posted by Durafei
Just read a funny joke. Kinda contradicts the results we are seeing here:
Sexual life of a woman consists of three stages:
1) Wants to , but doesn't want to get pregnant
2) Doesn't want to , but wants to get pregnant
2) Doesn't want to and doesn't want to get pregnant
Sexual life of a man consists of only one stage:
1) ALWAYS WANTS TO |
hehehe now that is funny :)
and true |
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| TranceGeek |
| quote: | Originally posted by Durafei
Just read a funny joke. Kinda contradicts the results we are seeing here:
Sexual life of a woman consists of three stages:
1) Wants to , but doesn't want to get pregnant
2) Doesn't want to , but wants to get pregnant
2) Doesn't want to and doesn't want to get pregnant
Sexual life of a man consists of only one stage:
1) ALWAYS WANTS TO |
lol, nice... here's one i just got in an email:
*a girls first time*
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** (Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he ;refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks
deeply within your eyes
and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
times before.
His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him; more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way;
pain surges throughout
your body and you feel the slight trickle of
blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your
dentist. After all, it was your first time to have
a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!
What were you thinkin' ?
PERVERT
I know what you were thinking! |
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| Pyromancer224 |
^ hahaha
durafei - seeing as how we dont have the problem of getting pregnent.... |
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| LiL_Kandi_AngeL |
| quote: | Originally posted by jenna_rae
Yeah cause we drive up the averages and mess up the stats :gsmile:
I hope to make it on Friday to see everyone and hear the TA's. |
lol
good i hope to see you there :) |
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| Durafei |
Hm... something has just occured to me.. If TA girls are getting laid that often, they must have a male partner who gets laid just as often(unless of course they are lesbians, or change partners every day or consider mastrubation same as getting laid)..
Hence the question, why aren't their partners participating in those stats? |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Durafei
Hence the question, why aren't their partners participating in those stats? |
Maybe 'cause their partners (a) aren't registered or (b) don't give two s about threads like these?
Liars love to boast. The guys/girls who rocked the kasbah last night (with the possible exception of those that just experienced it for the first time) are usually the quiet ones with the smiles on their faces. I'll bet there are lots of registered TAs who have lots of "fun", but they probably had no interest in this thread. Some people in this world still believe that lovemaking is a private topic, and women often don't like guys who go around telling all their friends about their sexual exploits. |
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| LiL_Kandi_AngeL |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
Maybe 'cause their partners (a) aren't registered or (b) don't give two s about threads like these?
Liars love to boast. The guys/girls who rocked the kasbah last night (with the possible exception of those that just experienced it for the first time) are usually the quiet ones with the smiles on their faces. I'll bet there are lots of registered TAs who have lots of "fun", but they probably had no interest in this thread. Some people in this world still believe that lovemaking is a private topic, and women often don't like guys who go around telling all their friends about their sexual exploits. |
**Claps*** hehe finally a guy gets it :) |
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| LoCa |
| quote: | Originally posted by DigiNut
Maybe 'cause their partners (a) aren't registered or (b) don't give two s about threads like these?
Liars love to boast. The guys/girls who rocked the kasbah last night (with the possible exception of those that just experienced it for the first time) are usually the quiet ones with the smiles on their faces. I'll bet there are lots of registered TAs who have lots of "fun", but they probably had no interest in this thread. Some people in this world still believe that lovemaking is a private topic, and women often don't like guys who go around telling all their friends about their sexual exploits. |
:) excellent point :)
i havent noticed a TA boyfriend post on this thread yet actually :D |
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| LiL_Kandi_AngeL |
| quote: | Originally posted by jenna_rae
Yeah guess I have more time on my hands than Mike. He probably doesn't give two s about this thread but I had nothing better to do so thought I would participate. Ah well. :tongue2 |
hehe you're so cute :) |
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| LoCa |
LOL
I guess i had too much time on my hands too since i also voted  |
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| DJ El Kay Dee |
| hahah Durafei that was such a stoopid post...stop smokin up while ur on TA dood |
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