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Wierdest Place You've Had Sex? (pg. 3)
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| StereoPrincess |
| quote: | Originally posted by Gekhous
have we seen ur pic already?? :)
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Yes, if you search long and hard. Actually no one even said anything about my picture. Rudeness. |
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| Henkie_henk |
Not really xxx only other pleasent things: swimming pool..
want to have sex in: Lighthouse
expensive hotel (10.000 dollar a night kinda thing)
swimmingpool :p
On a big ass field.. with the sun shining
In the rain
okay ill stop now |
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| -=WVG=- |
| quote: | Originally posted by StereoPrincess
Yes, if you search long and hard. Actually no one even said anything about my picture. Rudeness. |
*starts searching long and hard* :D |
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| StereoPrincess |
| quote: | Originally posted by -=WVG=-
*starts searching long and hard* :D |
Well, maybe I'll post a new one but later on today. I'm tired still from last night. |
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| -=WVG=- |
| quote: | Originally posted by StereoPrincess
Well, maybe I'll post a new one but later on today. I'm tired still from last night. |
Wut did you do last night then ? lol :p
Maybe something for this thread? :) |
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| totalcarnage |
| quote: | Originally posted by Henkie_henk
Not really xxx only other pleasent things: swimming pool..
want to have sex in: Lighthouse
expensive hotel (10.000 dollar a night kinda thing)
swimmingpool :p
On a big ass field.. with the sun shining
In the rain
okay ill stop now |
Henkie the romantic...so suave!!! |
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| QuickStep |
HAHAH, we get some crazy topics here.
I get asked this every time I started dating a girl, I should keep my mouth shut.
It's gotta be in a GLASS elevator in downtown Portland, OR (going up of course). Or the a very busy bridge overlooking downtown while it was close for repairs (that's right on the bridge)
Whew, I.......have to go.
Funny Thread.
Payce |
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| Eugene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Henkie_henk
Not really xxx only other pleasent things: swimming pool..
want to have sex in: Lighthouse
expensive hotel (10.000 dollar a night kinda thing)
swimmingpool :p
On a big ass field.. with the sun shining
In the rain
okay ill stop now |
Henkie! In the presence of females sexual intercourse should be referred to as..
(a) love-making
(b) screwing...
(c) you get my point... :D :D
If others don't get it, don't even try :p |
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| StereoPrincess |
| quote: | Originally posted by -=WVG=-
Wut did you do last night then ? lol :p
Maybe something for this thread? :) |
No, I wish though.
That was a year back.
Just went out and got hammered, because the bar in my town has cheap night on Thursday.
And when I say cheap, You should have seen the girls there. I felt out of place. |
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| Tranzmit |
Lesse? Trampoline......Treehouse.........movies.........her parents bed.......her sisters room......Ay Carumba!!
Ok here's a joke I just had to dig up!! I know it aint a joke thread...so sue me?! ;-)
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win an overseas holiday. Last week the competition went like this:
Presenter: Hey its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ?
Brian:Yeah, sure.
Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?
Brian: Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.
Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian ?
Brian: Hmmmmm .... about 10 minutes.
Presenter:10 minutes? Good one. And where did you do it?
Brian: Ohhhh , I can't say that.
Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian !
Brian: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table.
Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter). Good one Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife ?
Brian: Yeah, alright.
Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you ?
Sharelle: Hi. Good thanks.
Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on the other line, say hello.
Sharelle: Hi Brian.
Brian: Hi Sharelle.
Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.
Brian: Just tell the truth Honey.
Sharelle: O.K.
Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex ?
Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
Sharelle: O.K. ... About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.
Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did it go for Sharelle ?
Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
Co-Presenter: That's close enough ... Brian was just being a gentleman.
Presenter: O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it ?
Sharelle: Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listening. No way, no.
Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway.. just tell em.
Sharelle: I can't BELIEVE you Brian!!!..........Oh alright....................................Up the ass!
Radio Silence.......... |
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| Henkie_henk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Eugene
Henkie! In the presence of females sexual intercourse should be referred to as..
(a) love-making
(b) screwing...
(c) you get my point... :D :D
If others don't get it, don't even try :p |
LOL!!
Tranzmit nice joke :D |
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