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Wierdest Place You've Had Sex? (pg. 4)
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| bluE_Neon |
| ummmmmmm.....swimming pool sounds nice.....elevator......oh ya elevator isnt dat weird so i didnt post it up....i saw a club...hehehe...have u ever seen ppl on XTC on raves...imagine dat :p.....but da sex is in da SHOWER!!! |
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| Lynx |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tranzmit
Lesse? Trampoline......Treehouse.........movies.........her parents bed.......her sisters room......Ay Carumba!!
Ok here's a joke I just had to dig up!! I know it aint a joke thread...so sue me?! ;-)
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win an overseas holiday. Last week the competition went like this:
Presenter: Hey its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ?
Brian:Yeah, sure.
Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?
Brian: Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.
Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian ?
Brian: Hmmmmm .... about 10 minutes.
Presenter:10 minutes? Good one. And where did you do it?
Brian: Ohhhh , I can't say that.
Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian !
Brian: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table.
Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter). Good one Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife ?
Brian: Yeah, alright.
Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you ?
Sharelle: Hi. Good thanks.
Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on the other line, say hello.
Sharelle: Hi Brian.
Brian: Hi Sharelle.
Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.
Brian: Just tell the truth Honey.
Sharelle: O.K.
Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex ?
Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
Sharelle: O.K. ... About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.
Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did it go for Sharelle ?
Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
Co-Presenter: That's close enough ... Brian was just being a gentleman.
Presenter: O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it ?
Sharelle: Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listening. No way, no.
Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway.. just tell em.
Sharelle: I can't BELIEVE you Brian!!!..........Oh alright....................................Up the ass!
Radio Silence.......... |
ahhhh yeahhh! i remember reading that soooo long ago! lol. omg...that was sooo funny when i first read it. hehehe. ahhhh weird people...Lol. aftewards there was a loonng silence by the presenter and he gave them the prize which was some cruise or somethin'. lol. |
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| Daffer |
I think one of the wildest places i'v eever had sex in was on christmas...the family eating dinner and stuff..my girl and I were at the patio havin' sex when we came back no one suspected anything.
that and her parent's bed. |
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| bluE_Neon |
| hehehehe daffer...i didnt get laid on Christmas day coz i was with my family da whole day :p...yezzzz i remamba now....i had got laid da next day when i went skiing with my ex...we ed at da lunch break, went 2 da back of da parking lot, in some friggin forest in da snow...hehehe wasnt even cold :D :D |
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| Aviston |
| I'm not so sure how weird this is, but the coolest place I ever had sex was in the Atlantic Ocean. Wet, wild and fun. Ahhhh, the memories. Other places include: the back of a van while parents were driving, on top of a big stone grave marker, in the bathroom at a McDonalds, and in a university computer lab. |
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| RainbowBrite |
| this thread is just tooo funny :) erm....ive had sex in the bathroom that was kinda wierd coz i was sat on the edge of the sink...uncomfortable too...erm....on the stairs..that was cool.... |
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| totalcarnage |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aviston
I'm not so sure how weird this is, but the coolest place I ever had sex was in the Atlantic Ocean. Wet, wild and fun. Ahhhh, the memories. Other places include: the back of a van while parents were driving, on top of a big stone grave marker, in the bathroom at a McDonalds, and in a university computer lab. |
Ocean?? Hope you didn't get any phytoplankton up in the coochie :D:D |
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| D-Syde |
| Yeah I had the chance but was afraid of what the salt water would do to her. |
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| Daffer |
| quote: | Originally posted by -=WVG=-
"Duin" = Dune
You remember the music of Dune?? HAND IN HAND !! |
Lol, i do! but i think they didn't get any sand in their undies |
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| Daffer |
| quote: | Originally posted by bluE_Neon
hehehehe daffer...i didnt get laid on Christmas day coz i was with my family da whole day :p...yezzzz i remamba now....i had got laid da next day when i went skiing with my ex...we ed at da lunch break, went 2 da back of da parking lot, in some friggin forest in da snow...hehehe wasnt even cold :D :D |
So...nice present eh? next christmas i'm gonna dress like Santa Claus Lol!!:D :D :D :D :D :D |
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| raverchikadee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Tranzmit
Lesse? Trampoline......Treehouse.........movies.........her parents bed.......her sisters room......Ay Carumba!!
Ok here's a joke I just had to dig up!! I know it aint a joke thread...so sue me?! ;-)
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if the answers are the same, the couple win an overseas holiday. Last week the competition went like this:
Presenter: Hey its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ?
Brian:Yeah, sure.
Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?
Brian: Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.
Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian ?
Brian: Hmmmmm .... about 10 minutes.
Presenter:10 minutes? Good one. And where did you do it?
Brian: Ohhhh , I can't say that.
Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian !
Brian: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table.
Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter). Good one Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife ?
Brian: Yeah, alright.
Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you ?
Sharelle: Hi. Good thanks.
Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on the other line, say hello.
Sharelle: Hi Brian.
Brian: Hi Sharelle.
Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.
Brian: Just tell the truth Honey.
Sharelle: O.K.
Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex ?
Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.
Sharelle: O.K. ... About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.
Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did it go for Sharelle ?
Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
Co-Presenter: That's close enough ... Brian was just being a gentleman.
Presenter: O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it ?
Sharelle: Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listening. No way, no.
Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't matter anyway.. just tell em.
Sharelle: I can't BELIEVE you Brian!!!..........Oh alright....................................Up the ass!
Radio Silence.......... |
LMFAOROTF |
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| Eugene |
| always wanted to know what "ROTF" stood for, and "ROFL" |
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