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Anal Sex . Have you Ever ? Or would You ? (pg. 8)
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by USMC_Greg
That's my new goal in life --to de-virginize a nice tight ass. :tongue3 |
LOL,good luck.The day you find a virgin that's willing to go anal on her first time,you can die a happy man:stongue: |
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| DJ Mikey Mike |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
i tried it on my ex, managed to just get it up the bourneville boulevard, and thought, this feels safe as , so i started going mental on her and i hurt her ass so she never let me do it again :confused: |
lubrication ffs! |
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| Fundamental |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
lubrication ffs! |
Wise words from the experienced Mikey. I'm tempted to crack a "sailor" joke but I will resist...
...for now. :D |
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| chris_norris |
| quote: | Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z]
bourneville boulevard |
This word takes the award for most amusing terminology in this thread :D :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| quote: | Originally posted by chris_norris
This word takes the award for most amusing terminology in this thread :D :haha: :haha: :haha: |
;) hehe although i dont think the americans get bourneville chocolate over there, if not.. try the, cadburies cul-de-sac :p |
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| djSlain |
cleveland steamer? isn't that where u on a girls breasts and then "titty " her?
donkey punch, of course, best out there. a girl in the ass, and then knock her out with a blow to the head as u orgasm and it will make her muscles contract, so it's a nice tight feeling.
felching? do a girl in the ass, cum inside her, and then stick a straw in her ass and suck the cum back out.
dirty/filthy sanchez. do a girl in the ass until u get on ur dick and then take it out and wipe the on her upper lip (with ur dick). it's like having amustache of .
ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket. |
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| Stiffmaster |
| quote: | Originally posted by djSlain
cleveland steamer? isn't that where u on a girls breasts and then "titty " her?
donkey punch, of course, best out there. a girl in the ass, and then knock her out with a blow to the head as u orgasm and it will make her muscles contract, so it's a nice tight feeling.
felching? do a girl in the ass, cum inside her, and then stick a straw in her ass and suck the cum back out.
dirty/filthy sanchez. do a girl in the ass until u get on ur dick and then take it out and wipe the on her upper lip (with ur dick). it's like having amustache of .
ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket. |
thats disgusting |
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| Sand Leaper |
| quote: | Originally posted by djSlain
cleveland steamer? isn't that where u on a girls breasts and then "titty " her?
donkey punch, of course, best out there. a girl in the ass, and then knock her out with a blow to the head as u orgasm and it will make her muscles contract, so it's a nice tight feeling.
felching? do a girl in the ass, cum inside her, and then stick a straw in her ass and suck the cum back out.
dirty/filthy sanchez. do a girl in the ass until u get on ur dick and then take it out and wipe the on her upper lip (with ur dick). it's like having amustache of .
ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket. |
I really,really,REALLY didn't need to know that. |
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| X-Hale |
I've done it....and I'd do it again.
Its really not 'messy' like people think it will be. |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by djSlain
cleveland steamer? isn't that where u on a girls breasts and then "titty " her?
donkey punch, of course, best out there. a girl in the ass, and then knock her out with a blow to the head as u orgasm and it will make her muscles contract, so it's a nice tight feeling.
felching? do a girl in the ass, cum inside her, and then stick a straw in her ass and suck the cum back out.
dirty/filthy sanchez. do a girl in the ass until u get on ur dick and then take it out and wipe the on her upper lip (with ur dick). it's like having amustache of .
ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket. |
funny how u r well educated on all this lolita nonsense |
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| [N]ûk|êû[Z] |
| lolitas rule... straight up the bunsen burner :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Aya Brea |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
It has nothing to do with champagne, but it is pretty gross :D
I have a whole list of those crazy sexual things, I'm sure some of you have seen it.
Jelly Donut anyone? |
isn't that when you jizz in a girls face and then punch her? :( |
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