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Anal Sex . Have you Ever ? Or would You ? (pg. 9)
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| igottaknow |
| quote: | Originally posted by djSlain
cleveland steamer? isn't that where u on a girls breasts and then "titty " her?
donkey punch, of course, best out there. a girl in the ass, and then knock her out with a blow to the head as u orgasm and it will make her muscles contract, so it's a nice tight feeling.
felching? do a girl in the ass, cum inside her, and then stick a straw in her ass and suck the cum back out.
dirty/filthy sanchez. do a girl in the ass until u get on ur dick and then take it out and wipe the on her upper lip (with ur dick). it's like having amustache of .
ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket. |
You just stepped way over the line that stuff isn't even funny and doesn't have a place here. Hope the girls on this board don't see your post. :whip: |
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| DaveSaenz |
| I thought about posting that junk, but it really has no place here.....:nervous: Pretty messed up if you ask me. |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by igottaknow
You just stepped way over the line that stuff isn't even funny and doesn't have a place here. Hope the girls on this board don't see your post. :whip: |
Haha I thought it was pretty funny ... geez what's with everyone being so sensitive? Now if he was actually describing his experiences practicing these moves that's a different story altogether.
At any rate my fav is the shocker(who doesn't like the shocker?)! |
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| TuanAnh213 |
| quote: | Originally posted by djSlain
cleveland steamer? isn't that where u on a girls breasts and then "titty " her?
donkey punch, of course, best out there. a girl in the ass, and then knock her out with a blow to the head as u orgasm and it will make her muscles contract, so it's a nice tight feeling.
felching? do a girl in the ass, cum inside her, and then stick a straw in her ass and suck the cum back out.
dirty/filthy sanchez. do a girl in the ass until u get on ur dick and then take it out and wipe the on her upper lip (with ur dick). it's like having amustache of .
ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket. |
please dont tell me u go to stanford |
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| zan |
| yay for the anal! Maybe one day :D |
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| mikefasssy |
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| JM |
these posts are hillarious! a must read for any anal enthusiast!
as for me, hmm..not, yet;)
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>JM< |
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| politcs_of_danc |
| quote: | Originally posted by waXology
well you know what they say "If the river runs read, take the dirt track"
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omfgggggggg i die!!!!!!!!!!!:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| trancEyes22 |
| quote: | Originally posted by djSlain
cleveland steamer? isn't that where u on a girls breasts and then "titty " her?
donkey punch, of course, best out there. a girl in the ass, and then knock her out with a blow to the head as u orgasm and it will make her muscles contract, so it's a nice tight feeling.
felching? do a girl in the ass, cum inside her, and then stick a straw in her ass and suck the cum back out.
dirty/filthy sanchez. do a girl in the ass until u get on ur dick and then take it out and wipe the on her upper lip (with ur dick). it's like having amustache of .
ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket. |
thats disgusting. i feel like i need a shower now after reading that. after reading all of your depression threads, i had a lot of respect for you, but that was just tasteless. this thread is about anal sex, not about the most degrading things you can do to a woman. |
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| DrummeRaver86 |
| quote: | Originally posted by djSlain
ocular sex. find a girl with a glass eye. take the glass eye out and stick ur dick in the eye socket. |
Holy , that is soooooooooooo gross. I can't believe you even know that. :whip: :whip: Like, i'm really scared right now. people in do that? AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!:nervous: :nervous: :nervous: |
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| nrjizer |
| best thread ever :D |
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