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im good at creating drama!!
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| Bondor |
im good at creating drama .....
TA DRAMA!!!!
i think im going to start wtiting my own show ... hear we go its called "timmy the tooth ferry and the magic lying flying mexican car"
it stars timmy played by uhhh photo, jonny, timmies aunt played by tranceaholic, FRAN a generic extra spicy sidekick played by rudeboy and the mexican car played by emil, and i three leged hourse played by me, oh and trancedfarmer as crippaled old es-ci-mo....
and hear we go ....
"NEEEEEEEEEEEHHEHEHEAALL LET ME GIVE YOU ALL A RIDE" as the mighty thrtee leggeed hourse stumbaled around drunkenly....
(this is where your character pips in SO ING REPLY YOU ING S) |
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| trancedfarmer |
"I sure wish i had some young girls to ... since im already a crippled, old, drunk eskimo ... Too bad my package is still frozen from all the ice. By July it should be thawed. Maybe i could ride this three legged hourse to San Diego and go to that zoo..."
(dream chimes sound off in background, as eskimo covers one nostril and launches a bloody chunk of snot out the other..) |
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| rudeboy69 |
| rewrite of charlie's angels |
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| PhloTron |
| I got snubbed out for a part....Harumph! |
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| Photo_bot_2k1 |
Timmy goes ballistic and kills everyone, and commits suicide. Police are puzzled by Timmies actions but really don't care. Mexicans praise jesus looking figure on car. Three legged horse gets other leg chopped off, becomes two legged horse, then promptly bleeds to death.
Curtain. |
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| Bondor |
"im coming back to life!! NEEEEEAAAYAYY" thanks to the big stong fireman/preschool mom(played by PhloTron) "WOW look at my leg laying on the floor overthere" (hobbels over and pics up his leg with his mouth and starts playing pool with it) "To bad everyone else is dead this pool game could be fun HEAAAYAYAYEYEYAY maybe that big strong firefighter/preschool mom can bring them back to life"
(then he s on the floor) |
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| Photo_bot_2k1 |
Remaining characters chop other leg off two legged horse, becomes one legged horse. After firefighters and remaining cast beats horse in the head with the 2 severed horse legs, they leave and the horse once again dies of lack of blood. God ressurects horse, but soon after it commits suicide due to that fact it only has one leg.
Enter penguin (played by me).
Penguin: Wtf.
Curtain. |
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| trinity_trances |
| drama klng! |
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| Bondor |
scene 2
curtain rises
penguin is on stage playing with himself, looks up at audience, acts confused and then hobbles off the stage
curtain falls on fireman/preschool mom and kills him/her
technicians come out and examine the situation promptly
technicians: “ this lets get a beer”
car crashes though back of the stage followed by 3 cops in cars and one on a bike, they exit to the rear
technicians leave to get beer, while blood from earlier drips off the stage into the audience
high audience member in the back kills himself |
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| Bondor |
| "YESSSSSSSS, my presssssssssssssssioussssssssssssss" said the ghost of the dead horse |
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| Emil |
| Vroom, vroom said the mexican car. |
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