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URGENT excuse(s) for skipping work
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| jdat |
ok let me explain why I need to find an excuse for skipping work and why it's so important that I have to ask you guys...
1. I'm working this temporary job , now they won't fire me cause they won't find someone qualified easily they were searching for "me" for months ( they need a french speaker at my job and it's impossible to find that here )....... but because it's a temp job I can't take days off just like that without reason ( oh and yeah they're thinking I'm temp worker to hire ) ( they could fire me for not showing up but off course I'd have to tell them I had something happen )
2. I'm actually going to Switzerland to go before a school commitee to see if they'll let me in ....; I cannot let my job know I'm going because of a school cause they think I'll still be working there in the upcoming months ( if I get accepted I'll be leaving in august and they don't know that ) ( they want me to work there permanently )
WHAT EXCUSE CAN I GIVE MY JOB FOR LEAVING TWO DAYS ???? It has to be something extremely important to justify my leaving .......
I was thinking to say I have a funeral over there .... that sounds urgent enough and justifies the time away ...
HELP ME OUT GUYS I know this sounds retarded but I really don't know what to tell them :whip: :mad: |
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| Dmatrox |
-you are getting an emergency circumsision because the skin around your dink has been inflamed due to a virus as you had unprotected sex
-a funeral (this can get you out for a couple hours, maybe it wont work in your case)
-you have suffered a myocardio infraction (heart attack) due genetic reasons |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dmatrox
-a funeral (this can get you out for a couple hours, maybe it wont work in your case)
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well I'm flying overseas for a couple days so if I say funeral in Switzerland that'll sound "real" cause you gotta fly over and back that's 16 hours and it's on couple days difference etc
man wtf I DUNNO :mad: |
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| fuct4less |
| say you have SARS. |
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| Inertia |
yeah, say a relative of yours that lives there died and you are
obligated to go to the funeral as it is a family emergency,
or
you can say a relative is really sick with a terminal illness and
no one knows how long they'll live, so you want to see him/her
while you still can and your family is going now so its your only
chance... |
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| jdat |
| I'll go for the funeral stuff :confused: |
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| trite |
| Your aunt is ill and needs you. |
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| Mosaic |
| invent a religion that requires you to go to Switzerland for a few days. |
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| Busy Child |
| say your grandmother is ill. works everytime. |
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| netw3rkd |
Either...
1. You caught SARS
2. May have AIDS from sex with me <3 |
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| PeacefulWarrior |
I'm stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the Safeway.
The voices told me I need to buy 4 live chickens immediately.
I have cramps.
:D
Seriously though, I wouldn't use the "my grandmother is dying" line--it's too common. Instead, just ask for some personal time. Maybe your long-distance girlfriend is flying in from Vermont, or your Dad--whom you haven't seen for a while--is coming into town for a couple days. Best of luck with the interview. |
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| Clyde77 |
| quote: | Originally posted by netw3rkd
Either...
1. You caught SARS
2. May have AIDS from sex with me <3 |
hahahaa lol!
what about you're going to have your wedding?
jdat and netwerk :D
but seriously that's a tough question. hmm y dont u just tell them the real deal, that u have get on dc and download stuff and post here. |
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