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| Vivid Boy |
so i go to this club last night...had a good time...got really pissed drunk and me and around 4 of my friends leave the club...we head over to the convenience store across the street to call a cab and get some munchies....so we get everything go outside start eating when 4 guys come up to us and they start fighting in front of us.....it was actually very entertaining....(only when ur drunk do fights come to you) so we sit and watch while these guys kick the living out of eachother in front of us.....one guy gets his tooth knocked out and is bleeding everywhere...another other guy has a glitchco thing going on under his eye....so this 2 on 2 fight goes on for a while wheen a van full of cops come out and start macing everyone who was fighting...me and all my friends at this point are really entertained...we're screaming at the cops to spray this guy and that guy...just joking around really...so then one cop says to us that we better leave or else _____________ (place stupid threat here).....so we start to leave the premises when all of a sudden this other van pulls up to us cops jump out and mace us....the other cops tell them no that we're clean so they only got one spray in...but still we're in in pain from that .....so my friend mauro in pain and hammered off his head decides to cross the street and get away from all this drama....i watch him cross the street and see a fire truck racing towards him...he doesnt even turn his head to look at the truck coming to plow him ( i dont know why either the truck had sirens was blowing the air horn for him too move)....so i decide to take matters into my hands and i started to bolt across the street..i get in front of him and push him out of the way..me and him land on the grass and the truck zooms pass.....he looks at me and says "it wasnt gonna hit me" all of a sudden a cop comes running across the street and says "that was a dumb thing to do now your going to jail" at that moment 3 cruisers pull up 3 cops come running out tackle me pull out their nightsticks....one puts me into some maneuver while i9 got kicked twice....they pick me up throw me on the hood of their car and frisk me and cuff me...my other friends including some drunk dude who we didnt know come across the street to see the comotion and then they get cuffed for no reason...inside the cop car i start talking the cop explaining what happened....he lets me go and calls a cab for me...i get all my friends off the hook too....and the drunk guy who came across got arrested ROFL for no reason lol.....i kinda put the blame on him lol.....so we're leaving another scene when i notice one of our friends isnt with us...I look beside us cop cars are pulling away and one of my friends are in the back...i get the cops to stop and explain to him that my friend had nuthing to do with anything he just happened tobe in the wrong place at the wrong time....so they let him go....
and that was my friday night dealing with popo...the way i see it i saved 2 lives...saved my friends ass from the fire truck and my other friends ass from loosing manhood in jail |
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| S2K |
 My hero |
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| Vivid Boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by S2K
My hero |
will it turn u on more if i told u that i got bruises on my ribs and my elbow is torn to from glass that was o the ground when i got tackled?
what nobody has no comments or any similar stories? |
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| davinox |
| maybe with your distorted depth perception you just thought the truck was going to hit him...hm |
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| sooper |
Ya know, it might be that I'm already drunk, or it might be that like this pisses me off, but what it all comes down to is, you see a skinny girl, and she's got really big , and you think "Holy , I'll take three..."
Ya know what I mean? |
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| arleetec |
| Hmm kinda cracks me up hearing that you got maced and beaten up cause you were watching a fight. Kinda funny. LOL |
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| DJ RozzeR |
| light a few Moltov Cocktails and throw a few onto a gas station, should turn up the heat , when the police come , light a few more and chuck them at the cars, i suggest using an M16 or AK47, then pick off a few more cars, pull out the RPG , and take out the SWAT Van , damm i must stop playing GTA 3 - GRRRRRRRRRR |
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| mndeg |
| wtf lack of sentence structure cant read! |
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| DJ Mil0 |
| A WINNER IS YOU!!!! |
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| nic01445 |
| moral of the story? i dont get drunk. |
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| Inertia |
cant belive no one has said this yet....
SUE THEIR ASSES!
if is the way you say it is (which i think is less than likely)
you could actually get a FINE sum of money with the right lawyer.
get Kent Rosenburg, he'll defend an innocent man all the way to
death row! , i have to stop playing GTA: Vice City... |
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