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OK. What should I do about her? (pg. 5)
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| Plaptop |
| Well I must say that after reading the responses from my last comment, that you collectively put me in a better state of mind. I appreciate the input and humor. Thank you :) |
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| Floorfiller |
| i've got to agree with those that are saying leave it alone. i have to agree with the guy who said she probably just wanted a lay. don't become a stalker over this. the only things i can think of for a girl to be great and then a total ass is if one, she didn't like you...two, she was just looking for a good time...three, some other situation which involves her not being able to contact you... out of those...which do you feel is the most likely??? |
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| USMC_Greg |
| quote: | Originally posted by Plaptop
Just looking for input, and to vent here. I met this woman ya see.. and I say woman, shes 27, I am 28. Met her online. Thought that she was cute and I liked her words.. So we met up. First meeting was a few hours.. we talked and got to know each other. no uncomfortable silence. That weekend she comes to my house.. we grill, drink beers, have a great time.. sex. Then meet up with her again at her place a couple days later. Find out how much we have in common.. its great. loving it. more sex. She rocks too as far as chicks go. Talented, fun, cute, has a PS2.. likes to throw a baseball around. It was like some higher entitity placed her there for me. So she was emailing me every morning, and in the afternoon.. then poof she stops. It has now been a week and no word from her. Not returning my calls or emails. Sent her flowers meanwhile, not even a f'ing thank you courtesy call to say hey.. im being a dumb bitch and im sorry but im not interested. So now I cant sleep. It is pissing me off to no end that I have no idea why she walked away from this. I can get over her sure.. but just not knowing is killing me.
I really liked her too. Do I count my losses? Keep trying? What do some of you ladies think? You are the only ones who understand each other. |
Cut your losses man. If she doesn't want to talk to you, she's probably not worth the effort. |
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| Orbax |
| Lol Opus, you forgot the part where you tie her up when she opens the door and tell her in a deadly serious voice "If you dont love me now, dont worry...you will LEARN to love me" then have her sit there with your flowers stuck between the ropes and watch the movies with you. |
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| MOSCHINO |
| at least he banged her two times... |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by MOSCHINO
at least he banged her two times... |
actually he only specified that they had sex both times they met. he didnt actually say how many times. could have been more, you know... |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by USMC_Greg
Cut your losses man. If she doesn't want to talk to you, she's probably not worth the effort. |
see the way i see it is: You are right she isnt worth it. and you have to let her know that. At the point where you realize she isnt worth it, the whole thing becomes impersonal. It is not YOU who does these actions, you are merely the vessel of reality. I look upon it as my civic duty to make people understand that they are worthless. That way you have a whole bunch of people out there who will try harder because they know that they have to. It makes the world a better place.
It goes on the principle of someone walks down the street and accidently bumps you. They say " you" instead of "excuse me". You then punch them in the stomach, and instruct them to be more polite next time. How many more times do you think theyll say : you: to strangers, even if they win the ensuing scuffle. |
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| MisterOpus1 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
Lol Opus, you forgot the part where you tie her up when she opens the door and tell her in a deadly serious voice "If you dont love me now, dont worry...you will LEARN to love me" then have her sit there with your flowers stuck between the ropes and watch the movies with you. |
Damnit! I'm losing my touch here. Okay, modified to 9 steps now:
1. Flowers - don't get red roses - those are way too common. Get some other colors - preferably orange or pink.
2. Wear a nice suit. You have to look good here - look appropriate and professional.
3. Blast Green Velvet's "The Stalker (Laid Back Luke Mix)" out your car with the windows down in her driveway. Really blare it on those unforgettable lyrics, "I'm losing my mind....", and "You don't need him, you need me".... For some reason, chicks really LOVE that song!
4. A hunting knife - I would keep this in your back pocket or inside your belt line. Just in case she has a husband or boyfriend or something - it's self defense.
5. A gun - preferably a shotgun (my favorite is the 12-gauge). See #4.
6. A cell phone - just in case you have to call the police for any particular reason. You never know these days.
7. A homemade "missing you" card, written in your own blood. Could you think of any way better to show your undying love and devotion other than a handwritten letter in your very own blood? I sure can't!
8. Bring over some movies. Girls like sobbing on your shoulders over real good sappy movies. Some of these come to mind: Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Nightmare on Elm Street (preferably Part1), The Stalker, or any Halloween or Friday the 13th movies are good. Those movies where the guys always get the girls are just great!
9. Rope - you need this for those sexy kinky games you'll be playing. Or, if she simply disagrees with your tactics, it's good for keeping her from squirming on the chair. |
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| DJ_NRG |
| 4 hours....almost 60 replies....could this be the new greatest thread?? :D Just a thought! |
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| butterfly |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ_NRG
4 hours....almost 60 replies....could this be the new greatest thread?? :D Just a thought! |
no... i think the giving girls oral thread was the greatest. this one is definitely the most entertaining of the day though. |
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| MOSCHINO |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
actually he only specified that they had sex both times they met. he didnt actually say how many times. could have been more, you know... |
too funny...yeah...might be more!
Dude,
How many times did you bang her? |
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| DJ_NRG |
| quote: | Originally posted by butterfly
no... i think the giving girls oral thread was the greatest. this one is definitely the most entertaining of the day though. |
Girls giving oral?? Where in the blue hell did I miss that one!? |
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