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| daffodil |
that's right, i'm addicted to the oral spot-numbing ointment. i have a nasty sore spot on the right side of my upper lip from acting my age (i'm embarrassed to say) and squishing my lip between my canine tooth and (sigh) a beer tap while doing (sigh again) a keg stand. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
so now i'm in a lot of pain unless i put this stuff on the raw spot a lot, especially before and after i eat. the tube says not to use it more than 3-4 times a day, but i think i've used it 3 times in the last hour and there's no telling how much more this morning.
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| Orbax |
| Sweet you have pics (keg stand not lip :D) |
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| blazed it |
just how long did your keg stand last? i hope it was a personal record, otherwise the injury would'nt have been worth it.
my personal record is about 45 seconds for hte keg stand. |
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| occrider |
Obviously you have forgotten the timeless, indisputable simpsons addage ... "to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
How many seconds by the way?
edit: oops too late. |
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| UWM |
| Cocaine is a much safer addiction than Anbesol, and will also take care of that problem. |
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| Orbax |
| no seriously, how long was it...and 45 seconds? thats ing ridiculous. doesnt sound like full pump. cuz thatd be like 8 beers |
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| KilldaDJ |
like that bonjela ...
i had some of that crap, it tastes like mint or something nice and makes mouth numb when ulcer just pops up from nowhere
ulcer gone now and me killing myself smoking my death sticks |
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| blazed it |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
no seriously, how long was it...and 45 seconds? thats ing ridiculous. doesnt sound like full pump. cuz thatd be like 8 beers |
yup 45 seconds, it's my PR man i took many a beating at the keg stands till i reached that point that one night. of course after i achieved the 45 seconds, i nearly barfed.... took quite a while for my stomach to settle but i didn't spew, needless to say i was quite proud of myself that night. |
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| Orbax |
| i must say im impressed then hehe. Thats rough. |
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| Streakfury |
Wots a keg stand?
Treasure this moment people - its not often a drunken uni student doesn't know everything about beer...
:D |
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| UWM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Streakfury
Wots a keg stand?
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Grab the edges of the top of the barrel with your two hands, and have two people hold up your legs above your head so you're basically upside down. Then suck on the tap while someone pumps it until you can't go anymore. |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Streakfury
Wots a keg stand?
Treasure this moment people - its not often a drunken uni student doesn't know everything about beer...
:D |
thats the most screwed up thing ive ever heard |
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