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Weirdest spam ever.
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| DigiNut |
Normally I don't even give these things a second look, but this one just cracked me up:
| quote: | Hello,
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003.
Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me.
Since nobody in this timeline seems to be able to deliver what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circuit to get where I need myself. While it might be hard to find parts in this time to build anything decent, I need easy to follow schematics from the future to build one which is safe and accurate that will not disrupt the time space continuum with both forward and backward capability accounting for temporal location settings (X, Y, Z,) which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any plans you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have a dimensional warp generator available, and are 100% certain you have a (safe secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply with a secure way to contact you. Send a separate email to me at:
[email protected] |
It's obviously spam... but wtf? WHO was on WHAT when they composed that thing? Who would reply? ("Dear sir, I keep a dimensional warp generator in my back pocket, how much will you pay?")
I'm bored. |
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| samhouse |
hahahaha
good one |
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| jasmyn |
| haha .. what will people think up next?! |
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| Fir3start3r |
custompaintshop?
HAHAHAHAHAHa......:haha: |
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| DigiNut |
| quote: | Originally posted by Fir3start3r
custompaintshop?
HAHAHAHAHAHa......:haha: |
Yeah, weird, and the www site doesn't even exist, so what's the point? I tried it without the www and it's just a page with a bunch of search terms on printer problems or something... it's not even selling anything.
I think some kid must've got his hands on a mail list and a bulk emailer and too much free time! |
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| tha_broad |
please can u email him and tell him and convince him that u have one and that u seriously are fromt he future also or something stupid like that???
just f*ck him up! |
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| Vivid Boy |
| yes either that or kill yourself one of the two |
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| tha_broad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
yes either that or kill yourself one of the two |
no no no...its not that serious....just with his head....no need to take a life |
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| Vivid Boy |
| thats not serious i know but i still think digislut should pop himself... it would be fun! plus think of the future of ta.. |
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| tha_broad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
thats not serious i know but i still think digislut should pop himself... it would be fun! plus think of the future of ta.. |
BE NICE. no need to start |
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