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what is up with being a ninja? (pg. 3)
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mosaic
it's just a temporary thing.
It's just like being in a Pokemon club or something. Men with small penises trying to feel important :D |
try this:
Seppuku with a frisbee
Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.
But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.
Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
try this:
Seppuku with a frisbee
Seppuku is the ancient art of killing yourself if you get super pissed and can’t find anybody else to kill. Ninjas use all sorts of crap to kill themselves—guns, ropes, knives, lasers, spears, etc.—and don’t even think twice about it. These guys would kill themselves for just about any reason and often for no reason at all: that’s why we there are so few ninjas today.
But if you want to commit Seppuku and you’re like me, you don’t have access to stuff like lasers. But there’s hope. I tried to kill myself by swallowing a frisbee a couple of times—and believe me, it’s pretty cool. The only catch is you have to be really super pissed to do it.
Step 1 Get a frisbee from the store or friend.
Step 2 Clean the Frisbee.
Step 3 Make sure your parents aren’t around
Step 4 Put something slippery on it, like butter or cream.
Step 5 Get really super pissed.
Step 6 Fold the Frisbee hard (this is crucial)
Step 7 Keep folded and insert Frisbee into mouth hard.
Step 8 Push hard until you can’t see it.
Step 9 Wait.
Step 10 Die. |
wahaha, classic! |
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| Unknown DJ |
| urge to b ninja...........too........strong...........cant ......be ninja.........dont wana .............b..........ninja............urge getting......stronger.....nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by Unknown DJ
urge to b ninja...........too........strong...........cant ......be ninja.........dont wana .............b..........ninja............urge getting......stronger.....nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! |
maybe this will inspire you to become a ninja | quote: | | Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). |
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| netw3rkd |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vert
It's just a dumb fad that pops up on forums that have immature teens(no offence to any involved parties ;)) on them. They put tee-shirts on their head, take pics, and use it as their avatars..:o
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its called having fun u twat :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: |
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| DJ Chrono |
I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
:thepirate |
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| DJ Chrono |
you know what we need???
A ninja smilie... |
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| DJ E-s*it |
| no offence BUT whisker dont look like a ninja, he look like a iran soilder to me.... |
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| chjo |
I feel quite pathetic for hanging on a internet-forum all day long, but it's because of the music.
About these guys hanging on a music forum pretending to be ninjas I can't even find words... but suppose ya'll grow up some day to. |
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| occrider |
| Please please please let this silly fad die out soon ... actually, I thought it already had. Realultimatepower is at least a year or two old. |
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| Mystoz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Clyde77
u get to suck another ninja's cock! that's why whiskers love being a ninja!:crazy: |
true
its like when you where a little kid and you play "wannabe ninja" havent ppl get of that stage:D |
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| Orbax |
| quote: | Originally posted by occrider
Please please please let this silly fad die out soon ... actually, I thought it already had. Realultimatepower is at least a year or two old. |
maybe well grow up and be cool like you :D |
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