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what is up with being a ninja? (pg. 4)
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mystoz
havent ppl get of that stage:D |
better than being an . i pity people who just can't laugh at the world and their troubles and take everything seriously.
read Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
most adults suck because
a. they have no imagination and
b. they suck the fun out of everything |
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| Orbax |
this is a very important story, and we can all see how it works in the world today. The pirates are, of course, the TAs against ninjas, and the ninjas, well, they have always been, and always be, ninjas. without further ado, THE KINGS GOLD/BABES
The King's Gold/Babes
Scene 1:
In the olden days, there was this sweet king that had mounds of gold and babes. These pirates decided to steal the mounds and surrounded the castle and everybody freaked, except the king who was like “Chill homies, I’ll handle this crap.”
The pirates stood outside the castle walls and were like “You think you are so cool, but guess what, you’re not. Good luck dying!” Then the king replied “Yeah right. How would you like to meet my best friends?”
Then out of nowhere there was a small sound of a guitar wailing really really hard behind the hills. The wailing started getting louder and louder and louder. Then out of nowhere there was this one sweet ass ninja standing on top of a huge hill. Everybody was like “Woooooooooooow!” He was wearing all black and he had this jet red guitar in his hands. Then smoke smoked over the hills like trains. But the smoke was ninjas. And the pirates saw about a billion ninjas with guitars standing on top this his huge hill. And they started to wail…
When the ninjas wailed on their guitars, the pirates started spraying diarrhea on each other and loved it. And when they wailed harder, the pirates sprayed harder. As the ninjas sauntered down the hill, the pirates’ chests and butts exploded. (They died from this.) Then the ninjas finally reached the boss pirate who was really huge. Out of nowhere the boss pirate pulled out this baby banjo and tried to fiddle with it like a little baby-baby. The ninjas were like “Yeah right.” and all the billions of ninjas surrounded the boss pirate. Half of the ninjas all combined to form the biggest guitar in the universe. The other half formed the second biggest boner in the universe. Then the huge guitar pointed right at the pirate, who was like “Holy CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!” Before the pirate could even do anything, the super boner slapped against the guitar making the hugest wail ever to happen anywhere ever. The pirate exploded so hard that every single one of his kids he would have had exploded and all of his grandparents exploded along with his neighbors and people who he merely said “hello” to.
Then there was this huge concert at the castle. All the babes in the castle morphed into this humongous female crotch. The huge boner and crotch porked softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. And guess what, the king sat on top of this huge pile of gold and babes and laughed his frigg’n ass off about how stupid the pirates were.
END
-this script is so hot it could make Janet Reno open up a paint can with her ding dong.
thanks to realultimatepower.net |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
this is a very important story, and we can all see how it works in the world today. The pirates are, of course, the TAs against ninjas, and the ninjas, well, they have always been, and always be, ninjas. without further ado, THE KINGS GOLD/BABES
The King's Gold/Babes
Scene 1:
In the olden days, there was this sweet king that had mounds of gold and babes. These pirates decided to steal the mounds and surrounded the castle and everybody freaked, except the king who was like “Chill homies, I’ll handle this crap.”
The pirates stood outside the castle walls and were like “You think you are so cool, but guess what, you’re not. Good luck dying!” Then the king replied “Yeah right. How would you like to meet my best friends?”
Then out of nowhere there was a small sound of a guitar wailing really really hard behind the hills. The wailing started getting louder and louder and louder. Then out of nowhere there was this one sweet ass ninja standing on top of a huge hill. Everybody was like “Woooooooooooow!” He was wearing all black and he had this jet red guitar in his hands. Then smoke smoked over the hills like trains. But the smoke was ninjas. And the pirates saw about a billion ninjas with guitars standing on top this his huge hill. And they started to wail…
When the ninjas wailed on their guitars, the pirates started spraying diarrhea on each other and loved it. And when they wailed harder, the pirates sprayed harder. As the ninjas sauntered down the hill, the pirates’ chests and butts exploded. (They died from this.) Then the ninjas finally reached the boss pirate who was really huge. Out of nowhere the boss pirate pulled out this baby banjo and tried to fiddle with it like a little baby-baby. The ninjas were like “Yeah right.” and all the billions of ninjas surrounded the boss pirate. Half of the ninjas all combined to form the biggest guitar in the universe. The other half formed the second biggest boner in the universe. Then the huge guitar pointed right at the pirate, who was like “Holy CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!” Before the pirate could even do anything, the super boner slapped against the guitar making the hugest wail ever to happen anywhere ever. The pirate exploded so hard that every single one of his kids he would have had exploded and all of his grandparents exploded along with his neighbors and people who he merely said “hello” to.
Then there was this huge concert at the castle. All the babes in the castle morphed into this humongous female crotch. The huge boner and crotch porked softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. And guess what, the king sat on top of this huge pile of gold and babes and laughed his frigg’n ass off about how stupid the pirates were.
END
-this script is so hot it could make Janet Reno open up a paint can with her ding dong.
thanks to realultimatepower.net |
that script is so hot, it's better than 95% of the movies that come out of hollywood :D |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
maybe well grow up and be cool like you :D |
Unlikely ;) :D |
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| whiskers |
here's a story of 2 little aol cds that paid dearly for messing with a ninjar
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| moncster |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
this is a very important story, and we can all see how it works in the world today. The pirates are, of course, the TAs against ninjas, and the ninjas, well, they have always been, and always be, ninjas. without further ado, THE KINGS GOLD/BABES
The King's Gold/Babes
Scene 1:
In the olden days, there was this sweet king that had mounds of gold and babes. These pirates decided to steal the mounds and surrounded the castle and everybody freaked, except the king who was like “Chill homies, I’ll handle this crap.”
The pirates stood outside the castle walls and were like “You think you are so cool, but guess what, you’re not. Good luck dying!” Then the king replied “Yeah right. How would you like to meet my best friends?”
Then out of nowhere there was a small sound of a guitar wailing really really hard behind the hills. The wailing started getting louder and louder and louder. Then out of nowhere there was this one sweet ass ninja standing on top of a huge hill. Everybody was like “Woooooooooooow!” He was wearing all black and he had this jet red guitar in his hands. Then smoke smoked over the hills like trains. But the smoke was ninjas. And the pirates saw about a billion ninjas with guitars standing on top this his huge hill. And they started to wail…
When the ninjas wailed on their guitars, the pirates started spraying diarrhea on each other and loved it. And when they wailed harder, the pirates sprayed harder. As the ninjas sauntered down the hill, the pirates’ chests and butts exploded. (They died from this.) Then the ninjas finally reached the boss pirate who was really huge. Out of nowhere the boss pirate pulled out this baby banjo and tried to fiddle with it like a little baby-baby. The ninjas were like “Yeah right.” and all the billions of ninjas surrounded the boss pirate. Half of the ninjas all combined to form the biggest guitar in the universe. The other half formed the second biggest boner in the universe. Then the huge guitar pointed right at the pirate, who was like “Holy CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!” Before the pirate could even do anything, the super boner slapped against the guitar making the hugest wail ever to happen anywhere ever. The pirate exploded so hard that every single one of his kids he would have had exploded and all of his grandparents exploded along with his neighbors and people who he merely said “hello” to.
Then there was this huge concert at the castle. All the babes in the castle morphed into this humongous female crotch. The huge boner and crotch porked softly, while slamming into the guitar and wailing. And guess what, the king sat on top of this huge pile of gold and babes and laughed his frigg’n ass off about how stupid the pirates were.
END
-this script is so hot it could make Janet Reno open up a paint can with her ding dong.
thanks to realultimatepower.net |
roflmao |
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| whiskers |
| damnant quod non intellegunt |
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| Mikado |
| WHat good is bein a ninja? WIth the advent of hand guns it doesnt reallly work as well. |
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| whiskers |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mikado
WHat good is bein a ninja? WIth the advent of hand guns it doesnt reallly work as well. |
well, you get the benefits of being invisible, being able to fly, and being able to move faster than any agent from the matrix and even neo. therefore, ninjars > neo
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid [or shirts on your head] comes easy.
-Albert Einstein |
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| Mikado |
| quote: | Originally posted by whiskers
well, you get the benefits of being invisible, being able to fly, and being able to move faster than any agent from the matrix and even neo. therefore, ninjars > neo
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what sort of benifiets can one see from invisibilitie?
dont we have planes for flight?
if your fast then u dan doge bullets? |
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| bigblackbrotha |
| I've actually studied Ninjitsu along with nine years of Tae Kwon Do, so I can say, I am a ninja, :) |
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| moncster |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mikado
what sort of benifiets can one see from invisibilitie?
dont we have planes for flight?
if your fast then u dan doge bullets? |
1. To sneak into places
2. We need to fly to perform this move 
3. Who needs to dodge bullets when we're fast enough to run to the shooter, take his gun, and knock him out before he could pull the trigger? |
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