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blah, my right lung hurts. (pg. 4)
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| MrSquirrel |
As long as the immigrants don't pee on the rug it is cool with me.
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| daffodil |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vanilla
I'd hire some imigrants to cut those for you man. I know a guy who got his left penis slashed off in an unfortunate crust slicing session. It's risky business. |
stipulation: crust-cutting immigrants must be midget ethiopians with at least four years of experience in the art. if they pee on the rug i'll get it cleaned. i don't want some n00bs doing a slipshod job because my acquisition of a left penis relies on this deal. i may want a wish-granting left penis, but it doesn't mean i'll take a badly cut pb&j for it. |
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| MrSquirrel |
| quote: | Originally posted by daffodil
stipulation: crust-cutting immigrants must be midget ethiopians with at least four years of experience in the art. if they pee on the rug i'll get it cleaned. i don't want some n00bs doing a slipshod job because my acquisition of a left penis relies on this deal. i may want a wish-granting left penis, but it doesn't mean i'll take a badly cut pb&j for it. |
You get that immigrant finder?
Side note:
Make sure the right nipple is kept at room temperature for at least 3 hours before trade.
Else the deal is off.
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| DaveSaenz |
I just got in my "wipout" the sound track records today w00t!
Fluke - V six
holy memories!!!!
Stop smoking so much and your lung will fix up.... |
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| BTG |
i havn't slept it 2 days. not for even a second.
I'm ing wired. I feel more ed than i do when i'm stoned and drunk.
the only thing in my system is cancer sticks, and coffee.
I was in my kitchen, and there was this magazine, with a picture of an airplane propeller on the front, and when i first saw it, i went to go grab the propeller, and start the plane.
:/ i'm broken. |
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| daffodil |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrSquirrel
You get that immigrant finder?
Side note:
Make sure the right nipple is kept at room temperature for at least 3 hours before trade.
Else the deal is off.
MrS |
yes, immigrantfinder.com is amazing.
body temperature is unacceptable? from personal experience, body temperature until transfer is the best way to preserve a right nipple. |
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| daffodil |
| quote: | Originally posted by BTG
i havn't slept it 2 days. not for even a second.
I'm ing wired. I feel more ed than i do when i'm stoned and drunk.
the only thing in my system is cancer sticks, and coffee.
I was in my kitchen, and there was this magazine, with a picture of an airplane propeller on the front, and when i first saw it, i went to go grab the propeller, and start the plane.
:/ i'm broken. |
one time when i hadn't slept in a couple days it took me about five minutes to figure out the vending machine in the basement. i was going for more caffeine, but i hate coffee. |
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| MrSquirrel |
| quote: | Originally posted by daffodil
yes, immigrantfinder.com is amazing.
body temperature is unacceptable? from personal experience, body temperature until transfer is the best way to preserve a right nipple. |
I prefer room temperature. They stand up better at cooler temps.
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| PhloTron |
I personnaly like them grilled with a side of mac and cheese.
mmmm toasty |
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| daffodil |
i find them best when sauteed with garlic and served over egg noodles with a glass of chardonnay.
but they're also excellent when breaded and deep fried. |
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| MrSquirrel |
| quote: | Originally posted by daffodil
i find them best when sauteed with garlic and served over egg noodles with a glass of chardonnay.
but they're also excellent when breaded and deep fried. |
That sounds quite tasty.
Have you ever tried putting them in a brandy caramel sauce flambé?
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| daffodil |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrSquirrel
That sounds quite tasty.
Have you ever tried putting them in a brandy caramel sauce flambé?
MrS |
yes, but that led to the unfortunate incident when i lost the left penis i had acquired from BTG. |
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