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blah, my right lung hurts. (pg. 5)
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| MrSquirrel |
| quote: | Originally posted by daffodil
yes, but that led to the unfortunate incident when i lost the left penis i had acquired from BTG. |
Much the pity.
Hope you are more careful with this one.
MrS |
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| PhloTron |
The true question is not on how they cook...but:
Can you juggle with it? |
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| daffodil |
| quote: | Originally posted by MrSquirrel
Much the pity.
Hope you are more careful with this one.
MrS |
i intend to be. hence, the stipulation regarding the midget ethiopian crust cutters. |
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| montie |
i'm naked and drinking a gin and tonic
and coffee should always be cold |
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| Clyde77 |
| hehhe montie! you never run out of to tell us !:D |
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| montie |
haha thanks.
now i'm on my 4th G & T and they are pint sized g & ts.
and the world has begun to shine like i've had too much wine.
but the wine is actually gin.
and did you know drinking gin is like drinking a pine tree ? |
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| euphoric dream |
| one morning i woke up in a bath tub full of ice. apparently my kidney was missing and i had to call an 000 and get them to take me to the hospital i didnt do that. instead i went to my friends house who was wearing goggles (speedo brand) and white mocasins. he said i had a hole in my body with a pipe coming out of it i told him he was wearing goggles and that he looked like a we then got into a punch on, he tickled me on the inside and i pulled back his goggles and released them so they would slap gim in the face after our lil scuffle he pulled out jessica. jessica was a 6 inch pianist who did amzing things with a lamp, toaster and a piece of string. i cant tell you what those things were cause she said she would call her friend dongo the keeper of the cows and he would continue to tickle my feet for the rest of my life if i told anyone about jessica's trick. after my run in with dongo i walked into a a pole and woke up again in a bath tub full of ice but my kidney had returned to me. :toothless |
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| montie |
| quote: | Originally posted by euphoric dream
one morning i woke up in a bath tub full of ice. apparently my kidney was missing and i had to call an 000 and get them to take me to the hospital i didnt do that. instead i went to my friends house who was wearing goggles (speedo brand) and white mocasins. he said i had a hole in my body with a pipe coming out of it i told him he was wearing goggles and that he looked like a we then got into a punch on, he tickled me on the inside and i pulled back his goggles and released them so they would slap gim in the face after our lil scuffle he pulled out jessica. jessica was a 6 inch pianist who did amzing things with a lamp, toaster and a piece of string. i cant tell you what those things were cause she said she would call her friend dongo the keeper of the cows and he would continue to tickle my feet for the rest of my life if i told anyone about jessica's trick. after my run in with dongo i walked into a a pole and woke up again in a bath tub full of ice but my kidney had returned to me. :toothless |
holy ! that happened to me too.
also, i once was abducted by aliens and they injected alien embryos into my anus.
i was pregenant for 2 months whilst they grew in my colon. thru mind transmissions i learned that orios were really good for the growing aliens babys. especially the double stuffed. then they abducted me again and pulled the baby aliens out through my belly button. I'M AN INNIE! |
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| euphoric dream |
| quote: | Originally posted by montie
holy ! that happened to me too.
also, i once was abducted by aliens and they injected alien embryos into my anus.
i was pregenant for 2 months whilst they grew in my colon. thru mind transmissions i learned that orios were really good for the growing aliens babys. especially the double stuffed. then they abducted me again and pulled the baby aliens out through my belly button. I'M AN INNIE! |
brings back memorys of the time when ghosts took me into the 3rd dimension and made me sit through a 12 hour r&b set :nervous: then they entered my body one by one and made me do a chicken dance while i was forced to stand on my head. when they through me back into our world they tattood OWNED!!!111!!!1 on my forhead |
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| LiquidX |
| Im wasted doing lab hours at college.. |
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| Streakfury |
I've got a wedgie.
Help. |
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