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The story of me and this hot girl in bed (pics inside)
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| Maaz |
Here's the story:
"It all began when the sister of one of my best mates invited me to study biology. She had some doubts and she knows I'm good at it. So, we decided to meet at her house Thursday afternoon, because there would be no one home (which means: we wouldn't be disturbed :)). She said the intercom wasn't working, so she would leave the front gate unlocked for me.
When I arrived, everything was the way she had told me: intercom was jammed and the front gate wasn't locked. I knocked on the front door, but there was no reply. I tried to open it and... it was unlocked as well. It seemed there was no one home, so I did the thing that most naïve guys would do anyway:
"Ooooiii, anybody home!?" :p
No reply
"Alice, are you there?"
"Lira!? Is that you? I'm upstairs" - she replied.
Although I found it a bit awkward (plus, her voice sounded a bit strange), I went upstairs and walked toward her room. Her bedroom door was half opened so I knocked again and said I was coming in....
When I opened the door, there she was, lying on bed, under the blanket, staring at me in a funny way.
"Hey... what took you so long?" - she said.
"Long story, but I'm here now"
"Yes, thank God... come 'ere please... I want you to touch me in the neck"
"Sure", and I did so.
"Oh my God, Mi, you're just hot... and I could even say you're a bit wet", I said.
"Listen, I want you to give me a little something to check if you're right"
"Yes?"
"Open my that drawer... there's something I want you to give me"
"What is it?"
"What's your guess?"
"hmm... in that drawer? Is it long, cylindrical and..."
"Stop thinking too much and just go"
I opened the drawer, and yes, it was exactly what I was thinking.
"So... come here"... she said it while she was slowly letting the blanket fall down from the bed.
I walked near the bed, she got it from my hands and rubbed it against her skin till her armpit. I stood there... just watching it and wondering what she would do next. After a while, she proposed me something...
"Don't you think we'd better study some other day?"
"Yeah, I don't think you're in a studying mood... and to tell you the truth, neither am I right now"
"You bet... I feel so cold, I don't want to be alone!"
"Don't worry, I'm here, now let me take this thing".... and then I said... "pay attention to my words... there's something I really need to tell you"
"Yes... what is it?"
"I'm going to go downstairs, to the kitchen and get something special for you..."
"Why?"
"It reads you're feverish, 39o degrees celsius exactly, so I'm gonna get you some hot soup and you'll stay here resting, missy... thank God you've got this thermometer" :D
(the pics I promised)
Point of this thread:
1) Horny TA's will help this thread have more views than all my other threads combined :D
2) I'm planning to use it as lyrics of a tune of mine... does it really sound like I'm talking about something else or it's just too obvious I got a thermometer and she's sick? If not, why? (if someone could also correct my English, I would appreciate it too ;)) |
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| NiteKiD |
| /me wants more pics of thermometers |
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| dj_mdma |
| in hilarioius :haha: |
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| The Darklord |
Brincalhão... ^_^ |
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| Cuervo79 |
| LOL sounds too cheesy for me, like a bad gilr novel hehehehehe I was LMAO while reading it though :D |
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| politicsofdancin |
| :rolleyes: what a freakin dork:rolleyes: :o :rolleyes: |
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| Clyde77 |
Maaz - Broken Thermometer (Original Mix)
^^ good name for a tune |
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| occrider |
| That thermometer needs more ky. |
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| Maaz |
ky? :conf:
| quote: | Originally posted by politicsofdancin
:rolleyes: what a freakin dork:rolleyes: :o :rolleyes: |
I love you too :D
Seriously now, I guess I'd better come up with an explanation, right? I don't want enraged female TA's to be... enraged :p
I'm just having a laugh at some aspects of modern society, like the huge sex-appeal of the music industry (some stuff from Shaggy, Britney Spears,... and all these rather-explicit erotic songs that hit the top-40); also, the belief that a friendship between a boy and a girl eventually leads to sex, that some guys usually brag just because they shagged "yet another girl"... but the most important thing is: while you were reading it, you probably thought it was something related to sex, and the truth is - it wasn't. It shows how much we usually screw up in life because we had a "innacurate" point of view. We compare current situations with the stuff we've seen before, but we've got to keep in mind that this is why our opinion can be biased and we need to see things through other people's point of view before judging. However, I don't want it to sounds serious and pretentious... then, I did it in a way that I considered that could be fun :)
ps.: Whoa, I just took a shower, coooked noodles and this thread's got 70 views already :p |
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| DJPrototypeX |
best f00kin story!!!
suspence up the ass:D:D:D:D |
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| Orbax |
| is it wrong to get a boner over a thermometer? |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by Maaz
ky? :conf:
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