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Hey, anyone wana see a dead body? (pg. 2)
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| starglider |
| You're supposed to cut the body up in a bathtub so it doesn't leak everywhere. ;) |
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| tdkyo |
| Did you kill him by any chance? |
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| SgtFoo |
| I would like to inquire as to the cause of death. An autopsy is at hand |
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| Mikado |
| quote: | Originally posted by moncster
The decapitated pic
i need some advice guys how am i going to get rid of this... thing???? :nervous: :nervous: :nervous:
coudl i got to jail over this???? hlep!!!:nervous: :nervous: |
OK fist thing u do is take he body into the bath tub, second redo what ever area of your house that has a ton of blood on it cuz the cops have a UV light detector thing that can see were the blood was even after years of it beeing cleaned up. SO redo every room that has blood. Carpets, wall paper, everytrhing.
Second u get face mask and some very sharp knifes + saws. Proceed to cut the body up in as many peices as u can, basuicaly every joint.
Third once u have all the pieces u get a mallet and a large stone to smask the skull,pelvis and leg bones and grind down the large bits of it.
Fourth u need to get 4 large stewing pots. THe tall kind. Toss everything in those and add allot of onions and beef broth and simmer for about 12-20 hours on low.
Fifth u poor all of the liquid down the drain, and throw all of the bones and flesh in the garbage, not all in one go tho u have to mix it in with the normal garbage so noone suspects anything.
Drink a ton of alchohol to esrase your memory of the event so u can continue with life.
^^^^ movies teach u everything. ^^^^^^^^^^^^
srry for spelling im rather drunk. :D :D :D
I forgot to mention that u stew everything cuz u feed the fleshy stuff to the dogs. ;) |
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| astroboy |
| The easiest way is to pull ot the teeth and shave all hair off, chop the rest into eight pieces and feed them to a few hungry pigs - they'll eat everything including the bones... or so I'm told... make sure you disolve the hair and teeth in some strong acid and pour it into the gutter. |
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| Mikado |
| quote: | Originally posted by astroboy
The easiest way is to pull ot the teeth and shave all hair off, chop the rest into eight pieces and feed them to a few hungry pigs - they'll eat everything including the bones... or so I'm told... |
Looks like someones been watching snatch..... |
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| occrider |
Cut up the body parts and shove them down the garbal disposal in the sink. Show us some pics as you're disposing of the body.
Oh yea, and keep the head in your fridge so you can eat it later. |
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| Maaz |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mikado
Looks like someones been watching snatch..... |
That's the only part of the film I saw :( |
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| ShadoWolf |
| quote: | Originally posted by DrummeRaver86
is it the decapitated body? |
Did we ever determine if it was fake or real? |
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| Orbax |
guys...i came up with the best way to kill someone years ago. Blackjack them, then dump the unconscious body and the blackjack in a rubber garbage can. then fill it up with quick drying cement. then dump it off in a deep lake somewhere. plastic doesnt deteriorate so it wont dissolve or anything, and the concrete really isnt something to worry about either because it wont get any water movement as its in a garbage can.
cheers |
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