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Hey, anyone wana see a dead body? (pg. 3)
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| Jamie_ |
| Ive slept with a few people that were as active as a corpse.. that count? :D |
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| occrider |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
guys...i came up with the best way to kill someone years ago. Blackjack them, then dump the unconscious body and the blackjack in a rubber garbage can. then fill it up with quick drying cement. then dump it off in a deep lake somewhere. plastic doesnt deteriorate so it wont dissolve or anything, and the concrete really isnt something to worry about either because it wont get any water movement as its in a garbage can.
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that's disturbingly well thought out. |
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| Trancer85 |
moncster, what was his name dude?
man the name for now, u get busted your ass is going to jail man....you dont wanna get butted in the jailcell do you??
I suggest you bury him where no1 finds him. Dont let your mom see the body either....man you are one bloodthirsty animanl!! |
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| Vaedyn |
| Must resist the clickies!....grumble...wish I had. |
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| Orbax |
yeah i came up with that on the Alaskan Canadian highway, a man gets to thinkin with that much time on his hands. if you think about it it IS beautiful. No blood, no weapon, no noise. and if you go on a fishing trip to where there are a million little lakes, itd be a LONG time before anyone even suspected anything.
the best thing is to kill strangers though, did you know that 90% of all serial killers in America go uncaught? the FBI tracks them and they will see a killer moving around the countery (as by the MISSING posts) and they will see how x type of girl in each place gets killed. Gives them no clue how to find the person...
moral of the story: if youre gonna kill someone, have them be a stranger, its practically a walk in the park |
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| moncster |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trancer85
moncster, what was his name dude?
man the name for now, u get busted your ass is going to jail man....you dont wanna get butted in the jailcell do you??
I suggest you bury him where no1 finds him. Dont let your mom see the body either....man you are one bloodthirsty animanl!! |
Ok, I got the body parts cut into small chunks. I'm thinking about sneaking to the park where they're making a new basketball court and dumping it into the cement or something. Suggestions? |
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| EliPsE |
AHhh my eyes can't handle what im reading/looking at:stongue:
btw took me about 10 min to decide to click on that link hehe |
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| Orbax |
| well if you put it in the cement if the cement cracks youre gonna have some rank smells coming out, the material is too porous for the thinf of a layer |
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| moncster |
I guess I have no choice. :nervous:
I'll have to sneak into the hotdog factory and dump the body parts into the meat grinder. I still need tips for getting rid of the bones. |
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| Orbax |
| bones are hard to get rid of. personally id cement them and dump them. one thing to consider is encasing the blocks of cement with 1/2 inch thick plexiglass and using zinc coating screws to hold it together. that way it would last forever. zinc doesnt rust. theyre marine screws |
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| moncster |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
bones are hard to get rid of. personally id cement them and dump them. one thing to consider is encasing the blocks of cement with 1/2 inch thick plexiglass and using zinc coating screws to hold it together. that way it would last forever. zinc doesnt rust. theyre marine screws |
Orbax, j00 are an expert on both the mind of the ladies' and murders. A disturbing combination :tongue2 :tongue2 |
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| MrSquirrel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
bones are hard to get rid of. personally id cement them and dump them. one thing to consider is encasing the blocks of cement with 1/2 inch thick plexiglass and using zinc coating screws to hold it together. that way it would last forever. zinc doesnt rust. theyre marine screws |
Zinc does not rust but it does degrade after a time. The galvanizing process adds the zinc as a "sacrificial" metal onto the steel so that it will take longer to rust.
Acrylic (plexiglas) is not as durable as Polycarbonate (lexan) I highly recommend that. It also does not crack as easily. It is bullet proof after all.
As far as the screws TO USE. I recommend either stainless steel (lasts much longer than zinc plated) or pure brass screws. Brass is even more durable.
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