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| DJ M.G |
Dont you just ing hate it when you are walking through town when you have things to do, or in a hurry and you get stopped by one of these people usually posh speaking students dressed up like a homeless wearing a luminus bib with a clipboard asking you all these stupid questions about certain charitys and "Would you like to give me your card details" or "How about you fill in a form" blah blah blah! you cant get rid of them.
Where i live you have to dodge them because there everywhere like in a field, i do anything to avoid them, i usually say "Ive got A bus to catch" or "Im In a rush" good excuses like that! |
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| magnasoma |
You should try walking down tottenham court road of a lunchtime mate. They even fight each other to get a piece of virgin canvassing action.
I can think of many reasons why i should own a tazer, and that's quite far up the list. |
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| Technaut |
| its really in bad in princess street in Edinburgh, the other day some hippy looking guy with a clipboard tried to stop me and said "what kinda tunes you into mate, some hardcore boogie?" i nearly ing smacked him one :whip: |
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| magnasoma |
| hardcore bogie. yeah we get those in london too. its all the pollution. |
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| DJ M.G |
| what irritates me the most is when im walking down the town, one trys to stop me and i say "Im busy" and then when i have to walk back up the town yet another ****** trys to stop me :whip: |
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| Misty Kitty |
Wear headphones so you dont hear them
Feign deafness and sign language with your friends (the above point negates this)
Busy yourself in shop windows
Say 'non comprende' in a stop foreign accent
Dont make eye contact
Grab clipboard and run off with it (my personal favorite)
Time it right to knock shoulders really hard with clipboard carrier so as to knock it to ground.
Get a gun and shoot them |
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| andy |
| big issue sellers :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: |
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| sykadelik |
| quote: | Originally posted by andy
big issue sellers :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: |
These people do my nut in. I goto this small park in Bath for a nap on my lunch break and the same skag fuelled scruffy bint always comes and asks me whether I want to buy it. I mean why the fuk would I change my mind in from 24hrs b4? I wish I had one of those illegal 8 cell maglites so I could knock her jaw right off so she would not be able to speak. But nooooooooooooo thats criminal, and being a scavvying gypsy isn't? Theres something very wrong with this world :mad: |
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| chojin |
at least u dont get crazy hobo's asking for change which is even worse...
i usually ignore walk past most of them. u could try squarely telling them to off? |
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| andy |
| quote: | Originally posted by chojin
at least u dont get crazy hobo's asking for change which is even worse...
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i got asked twice today already :whip: |
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| DJ M.G |
| quote: | Originally posted by chojin
at least u dont get crazy hobo's asking for change which is even worse...
i usually ignore walk past most of them. u could try squarely telling them to off? |
Yes they irritate me too, why dont they just kindly piss off and get a bloody job, this shabby ginger bearded bloke came up to me at a cash point and said "I know this might look like bad timing, do you have any spare change?" im like "No i need all the money i can get"
.....this is the same bloke that asked me 2 or 3 times last week and he will probably ask me again this week (what a nob) One woman tried to fob me off with a crap story while i was in bristol record shopping she goes "oh i need £2.50 so i can get the bus to see my dad who is ill" yeah right more like you need's it for Cider or drugs :whip: |
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| arctic |
| quote: | Originally posted by DJ M.G
Dont you just ing hate it when you are walking through town when you have things to do, or in a hurry and you get stopped by one of these people usually posh speaking students dressed up like a homeless wearing a luminus bib with a clipboard asking you all these stupid questions about certain charitys and "Would you like to give me your card details" or "How about you fill in a form" blah blah blah! you cant get rid of them.
Where i live you have to dodge them because there everywhere like in a field, i do anything to avoid them, i usually say "Ive got A bus to catch" or "Im In a rush" good excuses like that! |
Ah, the clipboarders :p
I ran into a group of them in melbourne recently; a quick 'kindly off' worked a treat :) |
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