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Why you wiggle when you have to pee
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| Orbax |
k so here is my theory and I havent check to see if othe rpeople have it too
basically it comes down to this. By wiggling you rub your genitals on stuff, its kind of stimulating. The stimulation = sex on a basic level. Procreation is more important than a piss, so the urge to do that shuts down and you get a respite.
For guys who know I speak truth: morning wood. You cant pee. U just wanna wank/have a girl "get rid of it for you". only after it goes away can you pee...
end of theory. |
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| Dj_Psygnosis |
huh?
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| KilldaDJ |
| yes morning wood is bad...gotta hold it down... |
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| Trancention |
| Morning wood sucks when you gotta take a dump and a leak in the morning. :nervous: |
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| MaRt |
| You are quite insane. |
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| superglo |
| interesting obeservation :rolleyes: |
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| Boomer187 |
The physiology of it all.....when a male is erect it cuts off the line from the bladder and opens the one for semen. So physically you cannot pee cause your body thinks hey I am gonna spooge soon.
I think the act of rubbing genitalial when ya gotta pe helps put pressure on the urethra which is the gate valve for pissin...kinda.
so bottom line, when erect and looking for action, pee shut it closed, when ya gotta piss, ya gotta pinch it, literally.
hope this help.....more importantly I hope this is right..;) |
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| hangover |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
k so here is my theory and I havent check to see if othe rpeople have it too
basically it comes down to this. By wiggling you rub your genitals on stuff, its kind of stimulating. The stimulation = sex on a basic level. Procreation is more important than a piss, so the urge to do that shuts down and you get a respite.
For guys who know I speak truth: morning wood. You cant pee. U just wanna wank/have a girl "get rid of it for you". only after it goes away can you pee...
end of theory. |
pure genious
why didn't i think of it? |
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| Drifter |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
The physiology of it all.....when a male is erect it cuts off the line from the bladder and opens the one for semen. So physically you cannot pee cause your body thinks hey I am gonna spooge soon.
I think the act of rubbing genitalial when ya gotta pe helps put pressure on the urethra which is the gate valve for pissin...kinda.
so bottom line, when erect and looking for action, pee shut it closed, when ya gotta piss, ya gotta pinch it, literally.
hope this help.....more importantly I hope this is right..;) |
seems correct to me...now to see if i can gain control of my flood gates in the morning |
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| gwrmarines |
| Morning wood is bad my mom would come and wake me up and sees my tent |
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| hangover |
| quote: | Originally posted by gwrmarines
Morning wood is bad my mom would come and wake me up and sees my tent |
it's worse when you're in the army and replace "mom" with "c.o." |
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