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story telling: so whats next
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| OLi_A |
so im sittin here and im thinkin how creative are the au.ta massive
lets start a story, im bored and procastinating
one day a dog was barking loudly at a tree stump and..... |
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| a car driven by jamie oliver runs the dog over... |
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| morphee |
| s obig bird jumps out and lays an egg |
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| OLi_A |
| and causes him to spill his coke all over his girlfriends... |
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| morphee |
| bright purple dishwasher. |
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| OLi_A |
| the dog fly kicks jamie |
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| who kills the dog and serves it in a good marinade for big bird |
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| S_madis |
| suddenly the purple dishwasher transforms itself into Fidel Castro. |
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| escee |
Then fidel casto takes out 3 cuban cigars. The first he jammed up jamie olivers wanky pompous english ass. He then jams 2 more up jamies nose. Jamie is now rolling around on the ground saying stupid like he always does. While saying anything the first thing that comes to his mind in his annoying ty accent.
Fidel is laughing hysterically, and then says "IN COMMUNIST CUBA, CIGARS SMOKE YOU!".
jamie oliver is annoying |
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| one.tjc |
| whom at the time is driving an 20 wheeled kiyak along the motorway at 80 miles an hour.. castro stops gets out and asks some random bird how many pancakes would it take to cover the hubcap.. to which he answers none - as icecream has no chunky bits! :eyespop: :eyespop: :eyespop: :eyespop: |
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| webmeister |
20 minutes later, Castro lights a bushfire using his beard and a toothpick.
The fire spreads to Marilyn Monroe, who happened to be kissing a turtle at the time. |
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| OLi_A |
a highway patrolman pulls up and asks castro what he is doing talking to a pole in his underpants to which he replies "im trying to find my way to little red riding hoods house"
the officer looks at him and laughs "man your obviously in the wrong place, cause im trying to take a here and your chest keeps getting in the way" |
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